IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE EUROPE TRIES TO EXPLAIN TO AMERICA WHAT THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST IS! YEAH!
The Eurovision Song Contest is a contest where every country (who wants to participate) in Europe sends in a tribute, where each tribute then sings to the death.
Only One can come out Alive.
Then after, the winner gets paraded through the other European District Countries, like on some Victory Tour. The winner is bestowed the honour of hosting the Contest next year in their own country.
This year it’s in District Austria, and Conchita Wurst is there presenting.
She was the Victor last year, she Rose like a Phoenix.
HOWEVER, this year is special, because it’s kinda like a Quarter Quell, only it’s not it’s the 60th anniversary of the Contest, and this year Europe has invited District Australia (who is like a 13th District to Europe) to offer a Tribute to valiantly battle again the other European District Tributes.
May the Voting Points be Ever in your Favour…