TIFU by getting too high at the beginning of a relationship
Again, like most FU’s, this happened years ago. The summer between junior and senior year of high school to be precise. So about 8 years ago.
Anyway, as a bit of a back story, I had just started having a fling with the “beautiful rich girl” that every school class has. This girl was voted Best Looking, and her parents were loaded. It was awesome for me. However, this is a story about how I first met her Mom.
So this girl (let’s call her Christina) was with her friend at their house (Danielle) getting real drunk together. While I was at my house with my friend (Shawn), who was also dating Danielle at the time, and we were just getting really, really stoned.
At about 2AM, and I’m like seconds away from drifting into my dreams Shawn comes running into my room saying, “Dude, don’t you have your phone? You have to talk to Christina! She is like crying and shit!”
So I grab the phone and learn that her and Danielle were both VERY drunk at this point, and had locked themselves out of Christina’s house. And obviously her parents were asleep inside and she didn’t want to have to wake them up because then they’d smell the weed and cigarettes they had just smoked. So she BEGS me to go pick her up and let them spend the night at my house. So whatever, I’m high as balls still so I just oblige. Go pick them up, bring them back and we fall asleep. 7AM rolls around and I wake up to my dad bursting into my room asking me, very sternly, “WHY THE FUCK ARE THE POLICE TELLING ME YOU KIDNAPPED CHRISTINA?!”
Push came to shove her mom woke up early and freaked out because Christina and Danielle were missing and not answering their phones, so the cops looked into her last number dialed and came directly to my house.
There I was, still trying to remember exactly what had transpired the night before (Christina was too because she pretty much blacked out) until Shawn came to the rescue and told the cops exactly what happened.
TL;DR - Soon-to-be GF got drunk, locked herself out, so I picked her up, let her sleep at my house, and was woken up to police accusing me of kidnapping her.
Submitted May 20, 2015 at 02:54PM by MrV2121
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