Funny-Chats

Magic is weird.
  • Anna :so how do your powers work ?
  • Rapunzel :well i cry and my tears heal-
  • Elsa :wait so your powers comes from your tears ?
  • Punzie :well no, it uh comes from my hair originally
  • Elsa :oh okay so its your hair that was magical
  • Punzie :eeeehhhh no, to be fair it came from a magic flower...
  • Elsa :
  • Elsa :...ok i'm done i can't
  • Elsa :Anna i'm guessing you're lost too you haven't said a w-
  • Anna :wait so basically you just have to peel onions and can fill flasks and give it to people who need healthcare ?
  • Punzie :
  • Flynn :
  • Elsa :
  • Anna :
  • Elsa :
  • Anna :what ?
  • Elsa :
  • Elsa :jfc i love you so much
Me rn
  • Me:*literally comes back from the dead*
  • Cake:*getting drunk af*
  • Muke:*looking hot af*
  • Ashton:*killing at being a family man*
  • Luke:*extremely awkward around hot girls*
  • Michael:*gets out of his mancave to get a burger and looks hot*
  • Calum:*middle fingers in the air like the fuckboy we know*
  • Me:*tears on cheeks* why did I come back from the dead?
Trying to go to sleep at night:
  • me:okay time to go to sleep
  • brain:lol no way
  • brain:let's think about all those girls that make you insecure
  • brain:What do you have to turn in tomorrow?
  • brain:what's the meaning of life?
  • brain:Why are boys so dumb?
  • brain:What are you gonna wear next weekend?
  • brain:You're forgetting to do something aren't you?
  • Leg:HOLY CRAMP!
  • Stomach:Feed ME BITCH lol
  • Tumblr:bby I miss you, come back to me!
  • me:okay, I missed you too
Socializing In Real Life
  • Person:Hi!
  • Me:Hello peasant.
  • Person:what?
  • Me:Hello.
  • Person:oh.. what's up?
  • Me:planning homicide. you?
  • Person:what?
  • Me:I said I'm playing outside. you?
  • Person:oh.. ok.. I'm just hangin' I guess.
  • Me:well you're certainly not doing it properly. Would you like me to help?
  • Person:what?
  • Me:what?
  • Person:you said something!
  • Me:no I didn't.
  • Person:yes you did!
  • Me:no
  • Person:yes
  • Me:no
  • Person:YES
  • Me:I'll kill you.
  • Person:what?
  • Me:I love you.
  • Person:...
  • Me:...
  • Person:...
  • Me:...
  • Person:...
  • Me:please let me sacrifice you to the dark lord satan.