So like….you win the auction and the player takes his shirt off? And hands it to you? Because that would actually be hilarious. But what if it’s gross? What if he spilled a drink on it?

(I always think about that cute clip of Clint Dempsey handing a child his jersey after the game and the child reacting like “what am I supposed to do with this sweat rag?” while all the adults around him freak out)

2015 MLS Preseason Expectations: D.C. United

D.C. United 2015 MLS Predictions

D.C. United 2015 Predictions

For 20 days I will be making preseason predictions for every MLS team in the league, and today’s team is D.C. United.

2014 Record: 17 Wins; 9 Losses; 8 Ties

Key Off-Season Moves: CM Markus Halsti (Free Transfer from Malmö FF); ST Jairo Arrieta (Trade from Orlando City); D Jeff Parke (Contract Option Declined);

What to Expect in 2015:It isn’t fair to the D.C. United…

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