ONE HALF EARTH-HOUR AGO, BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL WENT GOLD!

IT IS READY TO BE PLACED IN YOUR BADASS HANDS!!!

YOUR TICKET TO BLOWING UP THE MOON IS ON ITS WAY!

SO GET READY TO GRAB SOME ROCKETS AND STRAX THE SH*T OUT OF THAT CELESTIAL BODY.

IT HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG!

PRE-ORDER NOW AND GET A CHANCE TO KICK IT IN THE JUNK TWO EXTRA TIMES!!!!!!

I PROMISE YOU IT IS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF THIS OR ANY LIFETI-

HOLD THE F*CK UP, I AM DISCREETLY BEING HANDED A MEMO

AND I AM NOW BEING ASKED NOT TO SHOUTCAST MY OPENING OF THE LETTER

I AM NOW READING THE LETTER

SAVING THE MOON!?

WHAT THE F*CK!?

SOMEONE CALL MY AGENT AND GET THIS AD PULLED RIGHT THE HELL NOW! I HAVE ENTERED INTO A CONTRACT ON FALSE PRETENSES, RENDERING THE CONTRACT NULL AND VOID!

DO NOT BUY BORDERLANDS THE PRE-SEQUEL. THE MOON DOES NOT BLOW UP. BOYCOTT! GIRLCOTT! OUTSIDETHEGENDERBINARYCOTT!

I AM MISTER TORGUE FLEXINGTON, AND I DO NOT APPROVE MY OWN MESSAGE

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FERGUSON RIGHT NOW. THIS IS AMERICAN SOIL! LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE DOING! 

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Dragon Age Inquisition: Leaked Footage

In truth, I was planning to do this whole thing with A Whole New World but I got a little lazy. (u v u ;)

and yes this is definitely real.

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There are ACTUAL TEARS in my eyes as I imagine Cecil sending this to Carlos on his birthday.

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