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Hello everybody, my name is Verka Serduchka
Me English nicht verstehen
Let’s speak dance
 
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-ljuSeven, seven, bye-bye
Sieben, sieben, ein, zweiSeven, seven, one, two
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-ljuSeven, seven, bye-bye
Ein, zwei, dreiOne, two, three
 
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Sieben, sieben, ein, zwei
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Nur ein, zwei, drei
Tanzen
 
Ich lieben
Ooh ooh…
 
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Sieben, sieben, ein, zwei
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Nur ein, zwei, drei
 
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Sieben, sieben, ein, zwei
Sieben, sieben, ai lju-lju
Nur ein, zwei, drei
Tanzen
 
Tancjevat’ khorošo
Nu, nu, nu
Maladci
 
I want to see – aha…
I want to see – aha…
I want to see – aha…
I want to see
I love you
 
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Tanzen
 
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna…
 
I want to see – aha…
I want to see – aha…
I want to see – aha…
I want to see
I love you
 
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see – Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Tanzen
 
Ruchki, ruchki ye
Nu, nu, nu Helsinki
Ukrajina – ce kruto? (Kruto)
A Ukrajina – ce kl’jovo? (Kl’jovo)
Tancuje Europe
 
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
 
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
Naina nainuna… nai nananu nanuna…
 
Okay, happy end

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The 40 Selected Artists for Eurovision Song Contest: Vienna 2015

(The countries of which they represent are in the captions) 

BONUS: the lovely, badass quartet of ladies hosting the show

Mirjam Weichselbraun, Alice Tumler and Arabella Kiesbauer - Presenters

Conchita Wurst - Hosting the Green Room

The signs as Eurovision joke/ridiculous entries
  • Aries:"Congratulations" - Silvia Night
  • Taurus:"Weil der Mensch zählt" - Alf Poier
  • Gemini:"Dancing Lasha Tumbai" - Verka Serduchka
  • Cancer:"The Social Network Song" - Valentina Monetta
  • Leo:"We are the Winners" - LT United
  • Virgo:"Irelande Douze Pointe" - Dustin the Turkey
  • Libra:"Woki mit deim Popo" - Trackshittaz
  • Scorpio:"Flying the Flag" - Scooch
  • Sagittarius:"Leto Svet" - Kreisiraadio
  • Capricorn:"Euro Neuro" - Rambo Amadeus
  • Aquarius:"Wolves of the Sea" - Pirates of the Sea
  • Pisces:"Baila el Chiki-Chiki" - Rodolfo Chikilicuatre