Dunno

A normal day in CHB
  • Jason:*Look that Nico is coming and whispers to Percy* Ready?
  • Percy:Yeah, go hide Leo!
  • Leo:Ok, but i want this to be clear, i didn't want to do this! * Hides*
  • Nico:Hi guys, wassup?
  • Jason:nothing *Silence* I said.... NOTHING!
  • Leo:*Appears behind of a tree* Ahg... hey guys, you never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.
  • Nico:Subway?
  • Leo:Yeah... This guy was smiling at me and talking to me.
  • Percy:*Pretends to be suprised* Really?
  • Leo:Yes, And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
  • Nico:Why does this sound me familiar?
  • Percy:It's ok to talk about this Nico.
  • Jason:Yes, because...*Takes his phone and play the music *
  • Nico:What...?
  • Jason:IF YOU WERE GAY...
  • Percy:THAT'D BE OKAY...
  • Nico:Oh... NO!
  • Jason:I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
  • Percy:BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME,
  • I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAAAY.
  • Jason:But i'm not gay.
  • Nico:You're so dea-
  • Leo:IF YOU WERE QUEER
  • Nico:You too?
  • Leo:I'd still be here!
  • Nico:SHUT THE FUCK UP! *bring skeletons*
  • Nico:*Grabs the cell phone, and hits Jason in the head with it*
  • Nico:*Makes skeletons grab Percy and take him to the woods*
  • Nico:*Gives a maniac look to Leo* You're next.
  • Leo:Nicky...
  • Nico:Oh... Considere you death, Valdez.
  • Leo:I never want to do this! They obligate me!
  • Nico:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

you’ll go to to that beach at 5am even though the shops are shut and you’re running out of petrol, and you won’t know why until the waves numb your ankles and the taste of my blood tangs the air of your mouth

i hope you crumble and feel as hopeless as i did six months ago

i hope the cliffs bear you no remorse and the tide subsides without you

you ruined me

It’s really hard to find out what your orientation is when you’re only attracted to anime characters.