"Alright newbie, let me spell this out for you one last time so that you can hopefully - I say hopefully very loosely here - get it through that thick little noggin of yours that I just want to squeeze till it pops: I don’t care. If you have a medical problem, I am obligated by the hospital to help you out, but if you have a personal problem, zip it. I don’t want to hear about your mood swings as your time of month rolls around, or how you feel so alone now that your life partner is so busy with work, or about how crazy little miss ‘so blonde, and so white’ is. Think you got it this time?"
"Well, that would just be so swell, I might honestly cry big ol’ crocodile tears."
Doctor Percival “Perry” Cox, Scrubs