kiboufinale asked:


"Alright newbie, let me spell this out for you one last time so that you can hopefully - I say hopefully very loosely here - get it through that thick little noggin of yours that I just want to squeeze till it pops: I don’t care. If you have a medical problem, I am obligated by the hospital to help you out, but if you have a personal problem, zip it. I don’t want to hear about your mood swings as your time of month rolls around, or how you feel so alone now that your life partner is so busy with work, or about how crazy little miss ‘so blonde, and so white’ is. Think you got it this time?"

"Well, that would just be so swell, I might honestly cry big ol’ crocodile tears."

Doctor Percival “Perry” Cox, Scrubs

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won’t they? And then they finally do, and they’re happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced anyway, and I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate covered candies and, ya’know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, because I do believe in it. Bottom line is: it’s couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don’t let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it’s right, and they’re real lucky, one of them will say something.

Dr. Cox - Scrubs

—  This is why i love scrubs… It’s hilarious but it also captures people perfectly.