Twelve days of Christmas
  • On the twelfth day of Christmas
  • my true love sent to me:
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • nothing because he's fictional
  • NOTHING BECAUSE HE'S FICTIONAL AND DEAD