Gold:How do you think Chernabog showed up? That was me. I'm the linguistics professor from Oxford who emailed Belle.
Cruella:So what I'm hearing is you're cat-fishing your wife--no offense.
Gold:That's not what I'm doing.
Ursula:Are you sure? Because it sounds like that's exactly what you're doing.
Gold:It was a strictly business arrangement.
Ursula:Mhm, OK. So you're telling me that if I went back to my apartment and checked my computer, which I'm assuming you're still logged onto because you monopolize all of my stuff, I wouldn't find anything the tiniest bit compromising?
Ursula:Are you trying to remember if you logged off or not?