• Gold:How do you think Chernabog showed up? That was me. I'm the linguistics professor from Oxford who emailed Belle.
  • Cruella:So what I'm hearing is you're cat-fishing your wife--no offense.
  • Ursula:None taken.
  • Gold:That's not what I'm doing.
  • Ursula:Are you sure? Because it sounds like that's exactly what you're doing.
  • Gold:It was a strictly business arrangement.
  • Ursula:Mhm, OK. So you're telling me that if I went back to my apartment and checked my computer, which I'm assuming you're still logged onto because you monopolize all of my stuff, I wouldn't find anything the tiniest bit compromising?
  • Gold:
  • Gold:
  • Gold:
  • Ursula:Are you trying to remember if you logged off or not?
  • Gold:You can't prove that.

"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all."

-The Evil Queen, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

"Now shall you deal with me, oh prince, and all the powers of HELL!"

-Maleficent, “Sleeping Beauty”

"I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty.  They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch."

-Ursula, “The Little Mermaid”

"I live for fur.  I worship fur.  After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn’t?"

-Cruella de Vil