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Handy Guide to Troll Quirks

Karkat:

Punctuation- Perfect

Caps- All caps

Letter Replacement- None

Other- None

Emote- (:B

Aradia (Dead):

Punctuation- None

Caps- No caps

Letter Replacement- o with 0

Other- None

Emote- 0_0

Tavros:

Punctuation- uses only commas, and too frequently.  Uses them in place of periods.  RARELY uses ‘„,’

Caps- All caps, except for the first letter of a sentence, and the first letter after a comma

Letter Replacement- None

Other- None

Emote- }:)

Sollux:

Punctuation- Commas and Periods, no Apostrophes (some exceptions)

Caps- No caps

Letter Replacement- s with 2, i with ii

Other- Puns with ‘two’ and other such themes

Emote- Custom- I use 8), B), or other glasses smileys

Nepeta:

Punctuation- None except occasional end punctuation (! and ?)

Caps- None

Letter Replacement- ee with 33

Other- Begins sentences with ‘:33<’, makes furrequent bad cat puns, tends to speak in the third person while RPing, enclosing RP segments in asterisks

Emote- The ‘:33<’ changes to express mood

Kanaya:

Punctuation- None

Caps- First letter of every word

Letter Replacement- None

Other- None

Emote- None

Terezi:

Punctuation- Not perfect, but tries

Caps- All caps

Letter Replacement- a with 4, i with 1, e with 3

Other- None

Emote- >:)

Vriska:

Punctuation- Perfect

Caps- Perfect

Letter Replacement- b with 8

Other- Replaces ‘ate’ sound with 8, draws out her words by using eight of the same vowel in a row, when agitated or excited, replaces random vowels with 8

Emote- ::::)

Equius:

Punctuation- Perfect except no end punctuation

Caps- Perfect, capitalizes fully ‘STRONG’

Letter Replacement- loo and ool sounds with 100 and 001, respectively, x and ecks sound with %

Other- Begins sentences with D—>, makes horse puns when worked up

Emote- None

Gamzee (stoned):

Punctuation- Mostly perfect

Caps- Alternates each letter with caps on and off

Letter Replacement- None

Other- Honks

Emote- :o)

Eridan:

Punctuation- none

Caps- none

Letter Replacement- v with vv, w with ww

Other- shortens names and other words (wanna, gonna, etc.), Fish Puns to Feferi, Glubs, sometimes forgets quirk

Emote- None

Feferi:

Punctuation- Perfect

Caps-  Perfect, but uses all caps on words frequently

Letter Replacement- h with )(, capital E with –E (or more -, such as ———E when excited)

Other- LOTS of glubs, lots of fish puns

Emote- 38)

I don't think Caliborn is Lord English

I mean it.  I mean, Hussie prides himself on the really subtle bits of foreshadowing (the seagulls in Dirk’s room, for example).  The ones where you read back over it and hit yourself on the head for not getting them the first time around.  No, it’s FAR too obvious that he’s trying to hammer in Caliborn = English.  Until it happens, I’m not gonna assume anything.

Two New Role Titles

So.  After a lot of consideration, I have finally decided my Mythic Role (Homestuck).  However, it involves the creation of a new class pair: Scout and Merc.  Here’s my descriptions of them:

Scout: Passive role.  These classes are the Seekers.  They are the ones who go out, find their aspect, and bring them back- Scouts, as the passive, bring it back for their companions.  Indiana Jones is the Scout of Light.  He goes out, finds items that will bring enlightenment, help, or knowledge, and bring them to those who need them (see: The Museum).  This manifested itself literally in Lost Ark, when the item he found literally blasted apart the baddies with light.  Another good example is Legolas- he’d be a Scout of Space.  He finds the right way, going with ease through treacherous roads and seeing far to share with his companions what he finds.

Merc: Mercs go out and find things for themselves.  This is different from thieves, in that they do no not necessarily take from others what they find (though they can).  And of course, what Merc description could exclude Deadpool- the Merc of Life.  Life, being wealth and success as well as the literal, is something that Deadpool actively works to find an abundance of.  He goes out and finds work that will get him rich, on his trips he finds ways to get even more money from his work, and with his regeneration problems it is clear he has a clear excess of Life.  And he has no trouble taking it from others.

So that brings it back to the personal- to me.  I am a Scout of Hope.  I think you all will agree that fits me.  Feel free to use either of these roles as you will.  It’d be cool if you pointed to me when someone asks you, but for the most part I’m just throwing this into the collective Homestuck database : )

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