MY MOM'S AFRAID OF MUPPETS!!! You rock btw!
Yo. Puppets are so fucking terrifying. And lemme tell you why.
When I was about 10 years old I went to Lancaster with my family, and we went to this prank store. My brother was 12 and we decided to explore the store. We went down into the lower level and it was just FLOOR TO CEILING PUPPETS. I already didn’t like puppets because of the show Crank Yankers. So I was just so terrified, and ran into another room. But the next room was the same thing, except for one wall. WHICH WAS JUST A HUGE MIRROR. I started crying and screaming and thought the puppets were gonna kill me so my brother started laughing hysterically, and it made it worse. Finally I just ran upstairs.
SO. Your mom is RIGHT to be afraid of them. They are SCARY AS HELL.