• Choking Victim
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Things keep getting caught in my throat,
Then my face turns blue as I choke.
I throw my arms up as I kick back my chair,
And I gag and gasp as I breath for air.

I am just a choking victim!
I am just a choking victim!
My face the color of plum!
I am just a choking victim!

Things keep getting caught in my throat,
Then my face turns blue as I choke.
Dr. Heimlich often saves me from death,
His meneuver often saves me from death.
But this time he is nowhere to be found,
And I choke and I choke until I hit the ground.
Then I’m just a dead lazy bum…
I am just a choking victim.

Many times I choke on poison fumes or food,
It is a bad feeling, so I’m in a bad mood.
A chicken bone, agent orange, zkylon-B, mustard gas;
It only burns for a minute, then it knocks you out fast.
The oxygen halted, can’t reach my brain anymore,
So then your sense is cut off and then you hit the floor.
Then I’m just a dead lazy bum,
I am just a choking victim!

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"Having a checking account while poor doesn’t just mean you have to be responsible and good at math — you have to be perfect. … Let’s say you’re running late for work and hurriedly stop to get gas, paying with a bank card. In your haste you forget to write the $55 down (gas being $4 a gallon, you know). So while you spent the last week until payday thinking you had $50 in your account to absorb minor purchases, you actually were $5 in the red.

So payday comes. You go to the bank to deposit your check, at which point the bank…informs you that your account was at -$200 at the moment you deposited your check. The bank can hit you with a $35 fine for every charge that comes in while you are in minus territory. The bank will not tell you they charged you this money. You will have no idea anything is wrong. … Five seconds of oversight gave the bank the right to take away a week’s worth of your labor.

Some describe this as a ‘poverty tax.’ Others refer to it as a ‘Because fuck you, that’s why’ fee.” — John Cheese #CrackedClassic

5 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor

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