reasons Guilty Gear is awesome no. 12 (year old)
Chipp Zanuff broke his drug addiction, travels the world, runs really fast, and is running for president, all without leaving his Naruto phase.
he even insists that he’s Japanese, despite the fact that it’s a secret to nobody that he’s American, and the fact that Japan was destroyed in the Gear apocalypse so that Japanese people are extremely rare
literally the ultimate weaboo