What the signs need to hear today.
  • Aries:you actually can do this, you're damn near finished.
  • Taurus:you're a spectacular person, stop challenging your worth.
  • Gemini:Your smile is intoxicating.
  • Cancer:tell them, right now. They need to know, please don't hold back anymore.
  • Leo:you will be free of these shackles soon, just keep fighting.
  • Virgo:let yourself be happy. You've achieved so much. Don't downplay it.
  • Libra:tell yourself that you're beautiful, you are.
  • Scorpio:take a walk to somewhere and just relax your thoughts. They're contaminating you.
  • Sagittarius:let them go, right now. Just set them free, set yourself free.
  • Capricorn:Release your inhibitions and take a chance my dear.
  • Aquarius:Tell someone that you love them, and ask someone why they love you. You'd be surprised at what they say.
  • Pisces:close your eyes, breathe. The pain will pass soon.
Magic Squad v2
  • the fairies squad:gemini, virgo, libra, taurus, pisces
  • 'pretends they dont believe in magic' squad:capricorn, virgo, aquarius, gemini
  • 'rides all the magic beasts' squad:aries, taurus, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius
  • 'def joins a wiccan cult' squad:cancer, aries, leo, pisces
  • 'tries to avada kedavra you' squad:sagittarius, capricorn, leo, cancer, aries
The cutest things about each sign
  • Aries:their hair. wow it's sculpted by the gods
  • Taurus:goal aesthetic
  • Gemini:how they can make literally anyone laugh and their cute lil laugh is contagious
  • Cancer:their smile even though they get emotional sometimes
  • Leo:basically everything
  • Virgo:such an amazing sense of style
  • Libra:actually so confident in themselves and it's cute to see them flaunt it
  • Scorpio:their lil smirk when they're proving a point
  • Sagittarius:their voice. like it's so calming??
  • Capricorn:how their eyebrows furrow when they concentrate
  • Aquarius:sarcasm and sense of humor you're so clever and cute
  • Pisces:so passionate and draw so well wow
The signs as villains
  • Aries:The violent and aggressive villain that just wants to see a war. Example- evil captain, leading their army into battles here, there, everywhere.
  • Taurus:Just sort of had the opportunity to be evil?? Money involved?? Decided to go with it?? Example- offered (illegal) job by friend, goes along with it, gets swept up into the world of making cash for less work.
  • Gemini:The charmingly terrifying villain that can go from well mannered to murderous in a matter of seconds. Example- really hot, likeable jewel thief always getting away and fleeing to a penthouse somewhere.
  • Cancer:The sociopath that just one day snapped and went on a killing spree. Example- postal worker who goes crazy and starts killing people. Realizing they quite enjoy the anarchy of death, they become something of a super villain.
  • Leo:The flashy villain with a thirst for wealth and fame. And boy, do they get it. Example- walks into bank, guns blazing. Usually manages to escape until their fatal, famous end.
  • Virgo:The delusional villain with a cause. Actually believes they're one of the good guys. Example- a supremacist that thinks they're in touch with God, killing those that don't agree with them.
  • Libra:Not evil- just shameless. A villain by trade. Example- a hit man that has nothing against their targets but really would like a paycheck.
  • Scorpio:An oppressed citizen, tired of tyranny, that lashes out. Passionate about their cause and getting even. Will stop at nothing. Example- minority who starts out by just protecting their own but becomes crazed and starts attacking anyone who identifies with the oppressors.
  • Sagittarius:A thrill seeker who likes to play games with peoples' lives. Example- criminal leaving clues, notes or call cards just for fun.
  • Capricorn:Meticulous, calculated and skilled. Villains for personal gain, they are good at what they do and can find loopholes to avoid prison. Example- CEO cheating people out of their money.
  • Aquarius:A rebel wanting to fight the system however they can. Example- anonymous hacker setting out to bring the government down.
  • Pisces:A heartbroken, obsessed villain who has given up on following rules and will take things too far, doing anything and everything to feel something again. Example- after a breakup, they turn to drugs and somehow get caught up in the mob, joining them and being rash in hopes of getting their love's attention.
the signs being broken up with
  • aries:ask me if i give a motherfuck ?!!
  • taurus:eats feelings
  • gemini:nooooope
  • cancer:ohh hH,,, oh m y go D..,, oH my GoD..,,,. oHMygOd
  • leo:are you sure you wanna do that lmao. have u seen me
  • virgo:writes thesis on why they shouldn't break up
  • libra:PREPARE FOR BATTLE
  • scorpio:eggs their ex's house
  • sagittarius:i'm a fucking good person
  • capricorn:no. no, no. YOU don't break up with ME. i break up with YOU. i don't wanna be together anymore. see? th e Re. done. i dumped you. you didn't dump me. i. dumped. you. goodb yE
  • aquarius:hoe don't do it.......oh my god
  • pisces:is this the real life? is this just fantasy?
THE SIGNS LOST TOGETHER
  • Aries:"Maybe we should split up. Me and Gemini will go-" *Points at map at random* "Here."
  • Taurus:"Nah. I think I'll stay here. Text me some updates."
  • Gemini:*Sitting in the corner with an attitude*
  • Cancer:*crying* "What are you guys DOING? We'll never find our way!"
  • Leo:"Everyone just chill. I'll use the map to find the way."
  • Virgo:"No need, I'll use the GPS on my phone." *Looks down* "Welp. My phone's dead."
  • Libra:"I love our teamwork! This is going great!"
  • Scorpio:"Shut up Libra. We're in the middle of nowhere. I hate all of you."
  • Sagittarius:"Just enjoy the circumstances for right now. We'll make it out alive, probably."
  • Capricorn:"This is all of your faults! If you'd have listened to me we wouldn't be in this mess."
  • Aquarius:"We should start planning ahead, we're going to get hungry at some point. We should all take a vote of who we'll eat. I vote Pisces."
  • Pisces:*Rocking back and forth and sobbing*
the signs on a lazy day
  • aries:catches up on their favorite television show
  • taurus:naps, naps, and naps again
  • gemini:sits by a window with a good book
  • cancer:listens to some good music while thinking about life
  • leo:tries on different outfits and tests out perfumes
  • virgo:lights a scented candle and straightens their room a bit
  • libra:takes a long bath with lots of bubbles
  • scorpio:catches up on their social media and talks to some friends
  • sagittarius:works ahead on homework to relieve some stress
  • capricorn:doodles/paints while they're inspired
  • aquarius:searches for a good recipe and dabbles in the kitchen a bit
  • pisces:fixes a nice drink and sits outside to enjoy nature, rain or shine
The Signs as Super Heros
  • Aries:Superman
  • Taurus:Captain America
  • Gemini:Cat Woman
  • Cancer:Green Lantern
  • Leo:Batman
  • Virgo:Flash
  • Libra:Super Woman
  • Scorpio:Hulk
  • Sagittarius:Spider-Man
  • Capricorn:Iron Man
  • Aquarius:Wolverine
  • Pisces:Aquaman
Mercury Throughout the Signs

Mercury influences the way our minds work, how we think and how we make communicate with others. (Your Mercury placement is either the same as your sun sign or the sign before/after it, this will impact your personality) To find your placements use ASTROLABLE .

Aries: As a quick thinker you don’t beat around the bush, problems are solved in the most straightforward way possible. You enjoy an occasional debate, you get straight to the point. Concentration can be a problem sometimes, you tend to leave everything till the last minute staying up all night to cram in information you barely have any interest in.

Taurus: You are a steady thinker, your parents might have worried about you in your childhood as you are often slow to learn, nevertheless once you grasp an idea you will remember it. Stubbornness is something you should keep an eye on, keeping an open mind is essential. You often find yourself in a rut and often times you are proud of this.

Gemini: Since Gemini rules Mercury its influence will be much stronger. You want to communicate, you want to be heard and your opinions have to be shared, it doesn’t matter who hears you. Your are quick and multitasking should not be a problem. Facts bore you, you make decisions quick but you also like to change your mind, so slow down and think bout it first. You are also great at adapting.

Cancer: You have an exceptional memory. Constantly daydreaming, you need to realize that your imagination sometimes goes a little over board, so when things go the opposite direction you get extremely upset. But you are also creative, so try to use your imagination by perhaps making art or writing. You venture into the past a lot, nostalgia is often present.    

Leo: A practical individual, you are great at organization and planning. Always determined, you have a great mental energy and are usually good at keeping concentrated. Enthusiastic, you like to exaggerate sometimes and help others. Sometimes you can be stubborn and a little inflexible, parents should keep an eye on this as this tends to emerge at a young age.   

Virgo: Like Gemini, Mercury also rules Virgo so its influence is also increased. You don’t have problems when it comes to assessing any situations or problems. You are practical and tend to use your common sense. You feel safe when you have planned exactly what you will do and say in any given situation. You tends to get very nervous in situations you don’t have much knowledge on.

Libra: Your thinking is on the slower side but, you love to communicate with friends ans those close to you, you are very sympathetic and understanding. You like to take your time when answering questions, your speech is slow. Procrastination and poor concentration are oftentimes present too. You don’t like controversial subjects as you like to keep the peace between anyone you meet. You are a charming and delightful person to be around.

Scorpio: Logical, intuitive and intense. You have the mind of an investigator, you want the truth and you will have it. Determination is a strong point, you would make a great detective or psychotherapist. You like to venture deep into yourself. You are an introvert and have a hard time opening up. You are oftentimes fascinated with the occult and other mysteries of this kind.

Sagittarius: Although having your Mercury fall into this sign might not be the best thing to happen it can work. You like to learn new things and you should keep learning because you truly do need intellectual stimulation. You have trouble with keeping interests and being consistent, this is something you should definitely work on. Travel is a strong desire you have, if you can’t physically travel try learning new languages and reading books about your favorite countries. 

Capricorn: You might be a slow thinker but, you are still able to make sense of any situations you are in because you are practical and constructive in your thinking too. You like math, you don’t gossip much, ambitious but also pessimistic. Determined, you calculate every move. Be careful not to make up excuses for any lack of self confidence you might come across. 

Aquarius: You are quick and original. Your ideas differ from other people and when you speak, you speak with intelligence. Friendly, helpful, you don’t take long to solve a problem. You might have some weird hobbies, the humanitarian in you likes to bring injustice to light. You might have a hard time relaxing and sometimes you can be just a little too stubborn. 

Pisces: Your mind is a little messy, you are lot more intuitive than organized and you make decisions on a whim. Sometimes you can be a bit careless yet you still try to be considerate and sympathetic towards others. And although you aren’t the most practical when it comes to your thoughts, your intuition rarely lets you down. You tend to imagine the worst outcome possible, so make sure to take care of yourself. Sometimes you can be deceitful but you don’t really want to hurt others. You are also a shy individual who should spend some time working on your confidence.

The signs' reaction to "I love you too"
  • Of course you do I'm fabulous *screaming inside though*:
  • Aries,Leo
  • *Some unknown kind of error occured* *40%...Loading*:
  • Taurus,Scorpio,Capricorn
  • Oh, really? *is all shy, trying not to blush* Okay...:
  • Cancer,Virgo,Aquarius
  • *Is torn between screaming and keeping a Poker Face:
  • Gemini,Sagittarius,Pisces,Libra
i know i leave claw marks on everyone i touch. but everyone who touches me opens up my heart and builds a home and a universe in it and leaves a vacancy in me.
—  Cancer
Zodiac bad friend traits

Aries:  Insecure Friend

Taurus: Stubborn Friend

Gemini: Anxious Friend

Cancer:  Clingy Friend

Leo: Possessive Friend

Virgo: Harsh Friend

Libra: Superficial Friend

Scorpio: Jealous Friend

Sagittarius: Impatient Friend

Capricorn: Pessimistic Friend

Aquarius: Extremist Friend

Pisces: Over-Sensitive Friend

the signs as harry potter characters

Aries: Fred and George Weasley
Taurus: Ron Weasley
Gemini: Draco Malfoy
Cancer: Dobby
Leo: Harry Potter
Virgo: Hermione Granger
Libra: Luna Lovegood
Scorpio: Voldemort
Sagittarius: Sirius Black
Capricorn: Severus Snape
Aquarius: Albus Dumbledore
Pisces: Moaning Myrtle

How A Pisces Sees the Signs

Aries: you’re a good friend, but I’m always worried you don’t like me

Taurus: BEST MEME FRIEND HIGH FIVE FUCK YEAH

Gemini: YOURE REALLY SMART and i am really attracted to you, platonically or otherwise, please talk to me about your issues i want tO HELP PLEASE

Cancer: relatable and emotional friend. THE best friend. hug me pls

Leo: you have a good sense of humor but you overreact sometimes. you REALLY like getting compliments and im totally in for that

Virgo: my sister sign!! you’re really smart and cool but i like to make fun of you for little things because it’s really funny im sorry i love you

Libra: have mercy on me pls. you are either very annoying or very attractive. probably both. you make me laugh though. oh god leave me alone

Scorpio: i like you and you aren’t scary. you’re actually really cool and i want to be your friend…

Sagittarius: ha.. hhah.. you have a super great sense of humor but you’re really loud…. pls tone it down… i love u..

Capricorn: holy SHIT shut the fuck up you’re not better than anyone! stop acting like you know everything!

Aquarius: holy SHIT shut the fuck up you’re not better than anyone! stop acting like you know everything!

Pisces: hush…… shhhhhshhshhshhHHHHH.. we can cry together it’s ok