Adorable chocolate wafers with hazelnut in the middle. They taste just like nutella! The box comes with 16 chocolates inside, 1 for each zodiac sign plus 4 extra. The chocolate pieces each measure at about 2 inches and  have the symbol and dates associated with each sun sign. They come in either milk chocolate or dark :)

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The Zodiac Signs As Animals

Aries - Cheetah • They are athletic and always have a target to reach but they are loving to themselves, family, and friends.

Taurus - Butterfly • They are connected with the earth. They are free, soothing, and graceful.

Gemini - Kitten • One moment they are cuddly and adorable and then the next they turn feisty, especially if you pull the wrong hair.

Cancer - Swan • A precious and graceful view, a water bird and a love searcher, their hearts can be broken easily.

Leo - Bird • You place a mirror in front of them and they love what they see, but with they are determined to their flight destination.

Virgo - Tiger • Sometimes stalking their prey and attacking, or taking care of themselves and roaming around.

Libra - Wolf • Howling alone, and waiting for romance. Any cuts will certainly heal. They are loyal and fabulous.

Scorpio - Snake • Sneaky and manipulated, slithering with secrets, but once tamed over time, they will be around your neck forever.

Sagittarius - Honey Badger • You can’t bring these animals down, no matter how hard you try they won’t give in. They look forward of what’s ahead rather than what’s in the past.

Capricorn - Bear • They won’t go around in everyone’s business, rather have the world do its thing, but they want loyalty and if you push the wrong button your going down.

Aquarius - Bat •No need to be awake during the day, when night is the time to be your true self, to rebel, and to run your own little land. It’s also the time of blood sucking vampire!

Pisces - Polar Bear • Sweet, fuzzy, and warm companions, though are very large in surprises it would be hard to keep up with them, and it would be hard for them to stay tuned in reality.


Most people know their Star Sign or Sun Sign, but you probably don’t know what the Sun symbolises.

Our Sun sign represents our Ego-Drive, our basic nature as a being. Not our emotional needs or our ambitions, the way we communicate or how we show affection but a kind of nameless core motivating power.  The Sun is your essential self, your basic way of being and outlook on life.

The Sun is the core of who you are.

The Sun is the source of life and light in our world and the most important element of the astrological chart. All other elements of your personality revolve around the Sun Sign. While one planet’s influence may seem prominent from time to time, your Sun Sign defines the nature and essence of your experience in your present life. You cannot change it or modify it, only work with it. The Sun Self exudes a force that pulls everything together, without honouring and understanding this core self your power dissipates in space – attracted to other objects of greater gravity.

Our Sun nature is our centre of strength and vitality. When you are unsure of yourself, feed your Sun nature. Look at the world through the perspective of your Sun and you will find all the other elements – even conflicting – in your personality, will attain their right place.

The realm of your Sun is your core, your coming home.

Aries - Determined, independent, courageous, child-like, ego driven

Taurus- Reliable, grounded, nurturing, practical, sensuous, obstinate

Gemini - Communicative, intelligent, curious, restless, sociable, talkative

Cancer – Caring, cautious, tenacious, nostalgic, protective

Leo – Outgoing, generous, warm, playful, loves to lead

Virgo- Sensitive, delicate, cautious, ordered, ethical

Libra- Elegant, fair-minded, intellectual, conciliatory, lovely

Scorpio- Magnetic, intense, tenacious, direct, defensive

Sagittarius - Free-spirit, philosophical, idealistic, generous, unpredictable

Capricorn- Ambitious, committed, responsible, focused, determined

AquariusQuirky, non-conformist, humanitarian, intellectual, abstract

Pisces – Sensitive, intuitive, fluid, diffuse, intangible

Your Sun Sign is only part of the picture – the Moon and Ascendant sign are the other 3 major pieces of the puzzle, and the other planets then give us greater insight into the aspects of your nature such as affection, ambition, luck, resources and spiritual purpose. For more info check out the CosmicBlueprint report www.ashamaria.com

The Signs When They're A Shit Friend
  • Aries:bossy bitch - even when they're wrong they're right
  • Taurus:blocks u on social media & then unblocks with no explanation
  • Gemini:tells ur secrets to EVERYONE
  • Cancer:blames their failures on u all the time
  • Leo:"compliments" you when they're really just being insulting
  • Virgo:will u now know flaws about urself even u didn't see
  • Libra:are they ever really anyones friend???
  • Scorpio:secretly sabotages everything u try to do
  • Sagittarius:tries to be beat u at everything just bc they can. steal ur bf/gf
  • Capricorn:puts flaming dog poop on ur doorstep
  • Aquarius:brags all the time to put u down
  • Pisces:plays the victim to everyone else in turn making u look bad

A little astrology lesson in Essential dignity by Sleepy.

Planets in Exaltation, Detriment and Fall (x)

Note: There are other versions of this chart found on the internet that differ but this is the one based on the table most commonly referred to officially stated on Wikipedia (x)

Brief summary by me:

We all know our sun sign’s ruling planet don’t we? It shows us where our sign derives it’s core elements from which play a large and positive role in the sign, it is our signs homes, the place where they feel most comfortable and comes most naturally to them.  

If your sign is exalted in another planet this means you are also supported by the positives of this planet. It does not rule your sign however acts as a positive aid. Kind of like visiting your best friend house, it’s not your home but you sure as heck love it there.

This is the planet your sign feels awkward in. The influences of the planet do not come easily to your sign and often you struggle in that area. It is the ruling planet of your opposite sign and is foreign and strange to you. Often you are found conforming to the rules of the planet rather than it aiding you.

If you have a fall in a planet, this is the worst planet for your sign. It can be extremely troublesome, you may feel out of your depth with the elements found in that planet. It’s like someone thrusting you into a CEO job and you’ve had no training. It is where your opposite sign exalts in.



ARIES: feel for someone else for a change.

TAURUS: youre gonna make mistakes but you have to learn from them

GEMINI: change your mind, and then change it again. but don’t be afraid of settling down

CANCER: love yourself, love your family, your friends, your pets. it doesnt have to be a lover. 

LEO: you hurt too. we all hurt. stop laughing it off.

VIRGO: not everything is right or wrong or good or bad. gray areas exist

LIBRA: dont be afraid get too angry or get too happy. fall out of balance every now and then.

SCORPIO: pain is bad. its not art and its not beautiful. pain is bad.

SAGITTARIUS: you don’t always have to look on the bright side. life has its downs and if you can look past it you will feel better than if you ignore it.

CAPRICORN: not everyone is going to tell you whats wrong, or want your help. its not against you.

AQUARIUS: you can’t numb yourself forever. you cant live if you dont feel. 

PISCES: say no. stop crying. stop running away. life can be great. you have to let it.