((It’s a bit late and submitting things non-anonymously embarrass me but-))
Sagittarius: IT’S SAGITTARIUS SEASON, PEOPLE.
Capricorn: Or so I’ve heard.
Scorpio: First of all, shut up Sagittarius. Second, move to Mars.
Sagittarius: Ey, don’t be so upset, neigh8our. There’s always next year for everyone ;] Imma let you finish /your/ season, see?? But we’re on a roll——
Scorpio: I’ll buy your ticket.
Aries: Ayyyy, happy Sagittarius season to my best brooo! >;) THAT’S MONICA ((See Urban Dictionary)).
Pisces: Um, congratulations, I guess.
Virgo: Yay for surviving another year?
Taurus: Can we move on to the cake now please.
Leo: Ignore Taurus, are you taking us anywhere for some celebration?!? :DD
Sagittarius: Heck yes, we should totally go together to Mar-
Aquarius: MY BABY, PLEASE SMILE THIS WAY. *holds up camera*
Sagittarius: Aquarius no.
Libra: I see you got a fan.
Leo: Man I’m jealous.
Cancer: By the way, have you guys even seen the Sagittarius tag? It’s like exploding… I’m not even joking.
Sagittarius: Aaaaaand a stalker ;] *wink* *wonk*
Cancer: Let me explain, it’s the season!
Gemini: No offense Sagi, your season kinda sucks. No cool holidays and it’s half-a-year away from mine, thanks a lot.
Virgo: There’s Thanksgiving even though it’s not celebrated everywhere. Not half-bad.
Scorpio: Yea man don’t go diss the season. Thanksgiving rules.
Scorpio: I said Thanksgiving, not *glances at Sagittarius and puts on a disgusted face* somebody I know.
Pisces: *Whispers to Libra* A Tsundere I see.
Libra: *glances at Capricorn*
Capricorn: *Notices* Aren’t you suppose to be at the clinic consulting about your teen pregnancy.
Libra: *whispers to Pisces* This one as well.
Gemini: Well, for those who likes feast and food and turkey and more food, it’s okay I guess.
Gemini: I expected Taurus to praise Sagittarius or something by now.
Sagittarius: Taurus, you are cleared for approach. *opens arm wide for a hug*
Taurus: *Hugs tightly* *dramatically whisper* Thank you. *Tears roll down cheek*
Cancer: *Watches the hug* *tears up* Too emotional man. So. Much. BrOTP feels. *Buries face in hands*
Leo: *Glances at Cancer* *raise an eyebrow* *scoots away* *throws handkerchief from afar*
Aries: *catches handkerchief in the air and dunk it into the trash can with style before high-fiving Gemini*
Leo: *Collapse because he likes that handkerchief*
Cancer: *Still tearing up*
Capricorn: *Watches everything* Wtf is wrong with everyone.
Virgo: What was the point of us coming here again?
Capricorn: Please don’t remind Sagittarius. I just feel like going home.
Aquarius: What about hugs for me, Sagi—-…
Sagittarius: *avoids Aquarius and hugs Gemini*
Sagittarius: Haha, I’m joking Aquarius. EVERYBODY GROUP HUUUUGG!!
Everybody got into group hug. Awkward to some, pleasant to others. Somebody at the outer layer must’ve pushed because they all collapsed into a pile. Sagittarius was at the most bottom. And dead.
Happy Sagittarius season!