Sending me a message blatantly asking for sex makes me as dry as I imagine doing the cinnamon challenge with my vagina would. Fuck, I’d rather actually do the cinnamon challenge with my vagina than fuck you. You’re all welcome for that image.

I can already hear someone in the comments going, “Well, at least he’s being honest!” and I think that person is under the impression that women get flowery messages from dudes who are pretending to care about who we are as a person, all with the secret intent of tricking us into fucking them. That has never happened. It’s mostly just all gross.

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