I don’t understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she’s- There’s just a body, and I don’t understand why she just can’t get back in it and not be dead anymore. It’s stupid. It’s mortal and stupid. And Xander’s crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she’ll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me w  h  y.

buffy vs. dracula
  • Buffy:Yo, I'm calling to say that I'm giving you a hundred and ten percent this year. I'm realized, I'm focused, and I'm gonna be churning out the good stuff like you've never seen.
  • Giles:That's great, Buffy.
  • Buffy:Oh, I mis-dialed, I thought I was calling my nutritionist. Goodbye. [hangs up]
  • Giles:Ok, Season Five, here we go.