If Prussian historical figures had Tumblr URLs
  • Bismarck:the-kaiser-is-my-bitch
  • Old Fritz:fuckyouaustria
  • Baron von Steuben:americanidiots
  • Moses Mendelssohn:therealgermansocrates
  • Queen Luise:come-at-me-napoleon
  • Wilhelm II:hashtag-navyswag
  • Kant:sapere-aude-motherfuckers
  • Hegel:goodluckunderstandingme
  • Frederick William IV:romanticonthethrone
  • Wilhelm I:bismarcks-bitch