BUT LIKE JESUS

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Selena Gomez | Street Style

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Sasha Unisex lion tattoos

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Miranda Kerr + Street style is life

I hate when Deadpool fans strip him of what makes him so great they make him into this boring run of the mill cis straight male

Deadpool is at least not straight at all I mean look at his relationship with Spiderman he openly admits to having a crush on him and liking him and the fact Deadpool cross dresses a lot he loves wearing dresses

So yeah…calm your jets and stop erasing what makes deadpool deadpool

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Gigi Hadid | Street Style

Zayn Malik left one direction to be a normal 22 year old to be out of the spotlight yet he’s been papped now more than ever, there are news stories about him and his love affairs with other women and it also leaked that he’s working on a solo career……shady much

I was googling to see if sharpie markers were okay to use for decorating eggs (they are!) and in my searching I found a website that was comparing Easter eggs to the resurrection of Christ.

And I know that’s what Easter is all about. I’m religious. I respect that. But these eggs came out of a chicken vagina. So let’s just stop the similes right there. And if you think hard enough, you can relate anything to Jesus. For example:

“This table is like the bible because like our table holds up our things, the bible holds up our lives.”

“This calculator is like Satan because you could type 666 in there if you wanted to.”

“This dildo is like church because it is fun to go to church.”

“This oven is like hell because if you got in and I turned it all the way to high, you would likely burn to death. So don’t do anything bad or you will go to the ov- I mean Hell.”

Okay so maybe a church wouldn’t use those examples but you get my point.