Aw-he's-so-cutee

anonymous asked:

louis' mom when she first met harry: aw louis he's so cute i like him! jay lowkey now: i don't like him at all tbh louis.

thats why she’s out here liking eleanor’s instagram photos

There are several types of fans when they have a fave.
  • Fan #1:Awe. He's my favorite. He's so great. I hope he finds happiness.
  • Fan #2:Awe. He's so cute. I love him so much.
  • Fan #3:Awe. We're getting married someday. It's official. Call the minister guy.
  • Fan #4:Awe.We're already married and we're gonna have 5 kids soon tbh.
  • Fan #5:Awe. Wow. Fuck me please.
  • Fan #6:Awe. Fucking fuck me up. Please tear me apart with that monstrous cock daddy.
  • Fan #7:Awe. FIST MY FUCKING ASSHOLE AND CALL ME YOUR LITTLE BITCH DADDY BC I'M WHIPPED AF.
  • Fan #8:Awe. I'd use your fucking dick as lipstick before going out ever day babe because daddy's big fat cock is the only thing I need on my lips.
  • Fan #9:Awe. Please remove all of your pubes so that I can make them into a makeup brush and brush my fucking face with the pleasure of knowing that I've brushed my makeup on with you everyday.
  • Fan #10:Awe. Why don't you like the chair and nice silver and shiny bracelets and anklets I got for you daddy? Huh? I'm sorry the basement is so dark daddy, I can't help it!
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okay folks let’s take a second to appreciate yellow box fish

they’re just… lemons?
cubic, spotted lemons???

how is this at all useful to you, tiny sea lemon?

jongdae: *breathes*

me: aw he’s so cute

jongdae: *smiles*

me: did you see that? omg he’s so adorable

jongdae: *picks his nose*

me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THIS PRECIOUS HE’S A LITERAL BALL OF SUNSHINE HE’S SO DOWN TO EARTH WOW

the thing is..................

IF BY THE TIME S4 STARTS WE DON’T GET ANY OLICITY CUTE MOMENTS ON VACATION BEFORE HELL RISES UPON STARLING AGAIN IM GONNA BE REAL MAD