"Shipping? That’s where you take two people who you think are cute together and sort of.. cry over them, ja?”
“You want to show me some? Sure, why not, they can’t be that bad”
"Eh? You okay?"
2. “So, Klavier. How do you feel about fans who ship you and a certain red defence attorney?”
"Me and Forehead? Well, I can see why people ship us, what with being rivals. He’s cute, sure, although he does have a tendency to yell. He says my music is too loud.. though we all know he loves it really. Ja, I know wh-“
"I just googled it and found very explicit images. Court is going to be interesting.”
3. “So. Klav. You and Phoenix Wright. A couple. Whatcha think of that”
"I think he had his eyes on a different Gavin"
4. “Klavier! Lamiroir is a pretty attractive woman, don’t you think? Would you ever date her? Some fans are convinced you and her were a thing!”
"Indeed, she was very pretty, and has a very beautiful voice. I can see why people would think of us as an item, although I think she wouldn’t approve of that"
5. “*Throws his big brother at him* something to decorate your bed”
"Of come on isn’t drawing pictures of me fucking my brother a bit much. I mean he’s a murderer and he’d probably be really rough anyway although I suppose you sick fucks enjoy that I’m not going near these fanfictions Gavin out”