Andrew Holmgren

11/29. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 6:30pm-9:00pm. Free. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Colleen Watson and Ivan Hernandez. Open Mic Sign Ups: 6:00pm. Hosted by OJ Patterson

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (no relation), Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 

Our first spotlight performers:

Ivan Hernandez (Spirited, loquacious, enthusiast, “Boars, Gore, and Swords” Podcast)
Colleen Watson (Sarcastic, daring, macabre, San Francisco Punch Line)
Andrew Holmgren (Evergreen, quick-witted, stoner, Get Yucked Up)


Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

Introducing a new standup night in Oakland

THE CYNIC DEN

Thursday July 25th

Free standup comedy show 
8:30 pm
at the Den at the Fox Theater

with
DJ Real http://www.djrealsmells.com/
Andrew Holmgren http://www.sylvanproductions.com/talent/sfbay-area/andrew-holmgren/
Shanti Charan http://shanticharan.com/
Peter O’Connell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzQWn8rRThw
hosted by George Chen

Friday Feb 27th

Getting high in the Cave this month….

James Fritz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14xiJ2TAfI0
Andrew Holmgren
Leslie Small
and more

and your regular High Browsers
Jeremy Wheat
Land Smith-Abbinante
Kevin O’Shea
and a late night appearance by Lydia Popovich

We get high. You get high. We all laugh.

GET A TICKET. BRING YOUR VAPE. LET’S PARTY

"A night of priceless comedy" -SF Weekly

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.

February’s Show: Dirty Edition!

On Friday 2/20, Eloisa Bravo (Bitchslap!), Torio Van Grol (Sac Comedy Fest), Merrill Davis (Hollywood Improv), Brandon Stokes (Fun Times w/ Friends), Juan Medina (SF Indie Fest) and Ben DelCastillo (Funny Enough Tour) will join Trevor in probing the depths of depravity, vulgarity, smut, sex, filth, fetishes, profanity, perversion and people’s private places. 

Also featuring The Mouth Off, where comics Jesse Hett and Andrew Holmgren will debate who throws the best orgies: vampires or rich people?

Hand to Mouth: Dirty Edition
Friday, February 20th @ 8:30PM
Lost Weekend Video (1034 Valencia St.)
Cover: $10

Info: www.handtomouthcomedy.com
Tickets: www.hand2mouth.eventbrite.com

Every Third Friday of the Month!

facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

The Rundown Sunday February 15 2015

The Rundown Sunday February 15 2014 

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics

News

Mutiny open mic is not happening today. It will return next week. Tonight’s Top Picks

I’ll Leave You With This
With Adrian McNair, Allison Mick, Josef Anolin, Jesse Hett, Trevor Hill, Bucky Sinister, Andrew Holmgren, Samantha Gilweit, Kate Willett, & host Jane Harrison @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00/$10/Monthly 3rd Sun

Up in Jokes
Headliner Iris Benson (WATCH CLIP), Nicole Love, Richard Sarvate, Alyssa Westerlund, Demar Randy

Shows

San Francisco

Sunday Funnies @ Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli 734 La Playa St (Outer Richmond) 5:30/FREE!/2nd & 3rd Sun

I’ll Leave You With This @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00/$10/Monthly 3rd Sun

All G Allstars Open Mic & Showcase @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 8:30 showcase/FREE!

Punchline Showcase @ Punchline SF 444 Battery (Financial) 8:00/$12.50/2 drink min.

The Post-Valentine’s Day Comedy Bash starring Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh (WATCH CLIP) @ Cobb’s Comedy Club 915 Columbus Ave (Russian Hill ) 9:00/$15/2 drink min

East Bay

Dinner & A Show @ Salt Lick 411 2nd St Oakland 7:00/$20 suggested donation (includes dinner)

Up in Jokes Headliner Iris Benson (WATCH CLIP) @ SomaR Bar 1727 Telegraph Ave Oakland 7:00/FREE!/Monthly

Laff Lab Headliner Skillz Hudson @ 3000 Broadway Oakland 7:30/$10/Weekly Sun

Faizon Love (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:00/$20(2 item min)

South Bay

Planet Boomer @ Haute Enchilada 7902 Moss Landing Rd 6:00/$12 adv; $15 door

Comedy at The Crow’s Nest @ Crow’s Nest 2218 East Cliff Dr. Santa Cruz 9:00/$7/Weekly

Brad Williams(WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00/$14/2 item min

David Alan Grier (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 7:00/$22/2 item min

North Bay

Open Mics

San Francisco

F*ck You in the Face Open Mic @ Church Key 1402 Grant (North Beach) 6:00-8:00/5 minutes/Weekly Sun
Jake Hirschfeld

All G Allstars Open Mic & Showcase @ Brainwash Café 1122 Folsom St (SoMa) 7:00-8:15 opn mic/8:15-8:30 lightning round
Pat G

East Bay

Open Mic Sunday @ Usher Inn 391 Lewelling Blvd San Lorenzo 9:30 sign-up/10:00/Weekly Sun
KD Ashley

South Bay

North Bay

Open Mic Comedy @ HopMonk Tavern 230 Petaluma Ave Sebastopol 7:00 sign-up/8:00-10:00/Monthly 3rd Sun
Adam Aragon

Upcoming

Through 2/14 Bay Area Sketchyfest
2/19 Craig Ferguson Hot & Grumpy Tour @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts Santa Rosa
2/20 Craig Ferguson Hot & Grumpy Tour @ The Warfield San Francisco
2/26 Hannibal Buress @ Nourse Theatre San Francisco
2/27 Bo Burnham Make Happy Tour @ The Warfield San Francisco
2/27 Brian Regan @ Masonic Auditorium SF
3/7 George Lopez Listen To My Face Tour @ The Warfield San Francisco
3/15 Bill Maher @ Fox Theater Oakland
3/19 Kyle Kinane @ The Chapel San Francisco
3/21 Anthony Jeselnik @ The Fillmore San Francisco

Chicago’s debate show comes to San Francisco for the first time!

Tuesday Feb 24th LINEUP:—
- Dave Ross vs Jessica Sele (America vs North Korea)
- Trevor Hill vs Johan Miranda (NASA vs NASCAR)
- David Gborie vs Andrew Holmgren (Pumps vs Bumps)
- Irene Tu vs Jesse Hett (Mtn Dew vs Mt. Rushmore)

BIO:Half comedy show, half rhetorical fight to the death, Arguments & Grievances is live comedy series and podcast featuring comedians debating outlandish topics with audiences deciding the victor.  Live shows run monthly in Chicago, and weekly podcast offerings include bonus content from hosts and post-debate interviews with performers as they tackle such heated issues as: “McRib vs. MacBeth”, “Hugs vs. Drugs”, and “Dr. Dre vs. Dr. Seuss”. Started in Chicago in 2013, the Arguments & Grievances podcast has appeared at numerous comedy festivals (Crom, Chicago Comedy Exposition, Memphis Comedy Festival, Beast Village), run a successful set of Midwest and east coast tours, and featured at The Nerdmelt theater in Los Angeles.  Producers also recently expanded the podcast to include content from a Denver incarnation of the show.  The podcast is produced by Chicago comedians Goodrich Gevaart, Kevin Brody, Kevin White, and Zach Peterson.

"It’s smart, high-stakes tomfoolery disguised in a brilliant, faux-brainy conceit….This show is a riot."

- Jason Heidemann, Chicago Tribune

"2014 Best of Chicago (Variety Show)"

- Chicago Magazine

ANDREW HOLMGREN 

Head Master

CALVERT SCHOOL

When I was little I lived on a 48 foot sailboat and was hanging out in the Atlantic Ocean.  I was boat schooled through the Calvert School at:

105 Tuscany Road
Baltimore, Maryland 21210
(410) 243-6054
info@calvertschoolmd.org

It was wonderful they sent the best stuff and I learned more with them than I did at my next school which was a prestigious private boys boarding school in Virginia. So if you are a parent and have a child that is over traditional school and don’t know how to homeschool. This is the right answer, They have been in business since 1897 and they have figured it out.

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Podcast: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts). Episode 5: Giants (w/ Andrew Holmgren). Hosted by David Gborie and OJ Patterson.

The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant’s enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was. 

This shit is like a Thanksgiving feast where you eat the pumpkin pie FUCKING FIRST and skip all those lame-ass vegetables and dry turkey. 

Comics will cut out most of their bullshit act and leave you with the joke/jokes they keep closest to their hearts- their closers. Jam packed with their own personal favorites, old faithfuls and maybe even some new tricks, I’ll Leave You With This will teach these comics their ABCs- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. 

(!!! BE SURE TO BUY TICKETS ONLINE BEFOREHAND AS WE HAVE SOLD OUT BEFORE IT HAPPENS THE SHOW IS SO VERY POPULAR) 
This month we get to welcome some rad out of towners, some Bay Area heavy hitters, lovely ladies from afar, a few weirdos Andrew Holmgren I’m looking at you) and maybe even a special guest or two! Our guests are-

Johan Miranda
Karinda Dobbins
Andrew Holmgren
Peter O’Connell
Francesca Fiorentini
Stroy Moyd
Brandie Posey
Kate Willett
with your host
Jane Harrison!! 

drinks available, not wheelchair accessible

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Sketch Saturday: “Coffee.” by Sylvan Productions