jaegarsfivefootabitch said:

WAIT DEANS A FATHER????????????? WHAT W H A T W H A T

ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU QUEUE SLAM!

in fact our dear dean IS a father. he had two children

1.) Emma- long story short he did the do with an amazon and she had a child named emma. amazon children grow to be teenagers in like 2 days, so once she became a teenager, to be accepted into her band of amazons she has to kill dean. she runs to dean and basically cries and is like “I HATE BEING AN AMAZON YOU ARE MY DAD HALP ME” and then when Dean is turned around, pulls a knife which dean had been expecting and pulls a gun. then they have a long convo about how emma has to kill dean and it doesn’t look like dean is gonna kill her so sam, who has been watching the whole time shoots her. hence Dean’s child is dead.

2.) BEN BRAEDEN THE SWEETHEART OF LIFE- a demon captures lisa and ben, dean’s family (???) it’s complicated. lisa is his girlfriend and Ben (according to lisa) is not biologically his, but that fact has been for the most part disproved by the fandom due to lisa’s description of Ben’s father which matches dean and ben’s mannerisms. after dean (WELL CAS DID IT BUT) saves lisa and ben, dean asks cas to wipe their memories because he hates that the reason they couldve died was because of him. he sees them in the hospital after they have their memories wiped of him and he basically cries it’s sad. then in the car, sam is like “talk to me bro” and dean says if he ever mentions lisa and ben to him again, he will break sam’s nose. so ben isn’t really dead but he doesn’t remember dean or see dean ever again and dean remembers them. isn’t that painful. yes it is. this show hurts me a lot. okay byebye