A Bottle Drifting in Space

boomgoesthenitro asked:

five and seven okay bye

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who…

  • collects rocks Seven. He collects the sharpest and biggest rocks he can find so he can THROW THEM AT FIVE’S FACE
  • takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep I don’t think neither of them sleep whilst the other is near to avoid waking up nailed to a tree horribly murdered
  • gets drunk and breaks shit Seven gets drunk and breaks Five’s nose in a bar-fight
  • can’t swim Either neither or both, because I very much doubt Six learnt how to swim xD
  • remembers to feed the fish Five? xD
  • puts up Christmas decorations in November Five. For the sake of his little kiddies.
  • sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting Seven. And they aren’t inappropriate texts, they are death threats.
  • makes Sims just to drown them in the pool Seven. and they all look suspiciously like Five.
  • brings the other coffee at work I somehow don’t see them bringing coffee to each other. Unless it’s poisoned somehow.
  • takes gym locker room selfies omg Fivey
  • signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class lol
  • forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table Oh that’s too mild for seven, come on! xD


thehobbitelo asked:

The hobbit made a face in annoyance as she approached the taller man. "I don't like you very much," she told him, furrowing her eyebrows. "He does not belong to you."

The Doctor cocked his head slightly, looking down at the woman. It seemed like in this strange forest everyone was a duplicate of someone he knew, because he could swear, from the moment he had entered the small hut where Radagast lived, that she looked exactly like Elodine. 

"Who doesn’t belong to me?" he asked slightly sheepishly.

pattroughton asked:

☞ MacQueen!Master

nitronineandcheetahs said: ☞ + the Master


"Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

If the Doctor thought he was bluffing, he would regret it. It was downright infuriating the way that wretched insect underestimated him in every encounter. He’d be there, he knew it. He wouldn’t want to miss this.

He deserved a better enemy, he really did. It was no fun if he made it so easy to hurt him.

A smirk was playing on his lips when he leaned slightly to his right.

I believe his plan is to wait until you grow wings, my dear," he whispered into the ear of the Doctor’s pet. He didn’t know her name, nor he cared. She didn’t answer back. He really loved the way her bravado had disappeared in the face of real danger. Perhaps she was afraid of heights. She will be in the few seconds before she splats against the pavement.

His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a TARDIS materialising in front of his, both of them suspended now at more than 50 feet above the ground.

His eyes glinted once the door opened and the Doctor appeared before him. Oh, the melancholic look on his face when he saw who the Master was holding over the edge of his TARDIS  was almost enough to make him reconsider his actions. Almost.

Just a little push and oooopsDown she goes.

notyetthevaleyard asked:

"Well, if it isn't the stoat." He slurred, leaning up against the inside of the now-closed TARDIS door. The older Doctor looked like he had been partially tenderised, and smelled like someone had tried to pickle him with gin and tonics. His face was bruised and lip split. "Funny. I don't remember coming here when I was you. Not your scene, I thought."

The Doctor turned around startled and stared at the other. A drunkard that had sneak into the TARDIS probably. With the state he was in, it took him a while to establish mental links and when he did he just cocked his head to one side. “You… What on earth happened to me?” He asked confused. He didn’t approach the other. He could smell him enough from where he was, and wasn’t interested on getting intoxicated with his emanations.

"What are you doing here? You aren’t suppose to be involved in your past selves’ lives so casually. It could be dangerous," he scolded him.

anonymous asked:


Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

  • leaves their dirty clothes on the floor Benny. I do believe Seven is cursed to have all his companions be really messy people who can’t keep their rooms in order
  • forgets to run the dish washer If they really needed to run one, Benny. There probably isn’t such a thing as dirty dishes in her century
  • pumps gas for the car Again, if you can substitute car with TARDIS, Seven, for obvious reasons xD
  • drives when they’re going somewhere Seven, again for obvious reasons
  • rearranges the furniture Seven. He seems the kind of rearrange furniture (and hallways and rooms locations) seemingly at random because he was bored
  • falls asleep with the TV on Oh Benny…
  • gets to use the bathroom first Seven. He gets up way too early (if he even goes to sleep)
  • decides the temperature for the ac/heater Seven, although Benny does complain about his choices
  • sets up holiday decorations Seven? Or neither xD
  • leaves the lights on Benny, probably
  • uses the bathroom with the door open Oh god, I’d hope none of them xD Or maybe Benny does XD
  • fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber) Seven :P Although if it’s human-made plumbing, Benny might have a go at it