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Z.P.D. Episode 1, Oh Yeah!

-Righteous city ( Day)


A Detective (Michael Brawlz) is chasing a hooded man through rooftops and streets. Brawlz eventually corners the hooded man in an alley the man takes off his hood and it is revealed that he is a Zombie. The Zombie starts to run towards Brawlz to bite him but Brawlz shoots the zombie in the head with a magnum 500.

- A city is shown while Brawlz narrates.


(Brawlz v.o.) : This is righteous city. This is my town and nobody, nothing can take it away from me I mean they can try but they would have to pry it from my cold dead fingers…speaking of cold and dead that guy you just saw me do undead Olympics with was a no good blood sucking flesh chewing man eating Zombie an “Ink”. it’s what we call those things if they are not registered within the towns system. If he was registered his brains wouldn’t have splattered on my brand new shoes damn it, anyway. We have a pretty peaceful environment here most of the time us and the Zombies live in some weird harmony and it makes me want to gag but if they start eating innocent people or if one of them isn’t registered it is up to me and my division to make sure they are locked up or fresh paint.

-Location Z.P.D
( Zombie. Police. Department. )


(Brawlz v.o.) I go into my office and already I see Luth getting all worked up. He’s our commander and chief and the closest thing I got to a friend.

*Luth is on the phone looking angry*
Luth: I thought I told you to look into that file!

Brawlz sits down and starts to open his desk and admires an empty picture frame.

(Brawlz v.o.) just the way I like it.

Brawlz begins to type in his computer

(Brawlz v.o.) It’s never a good thing to have loved ones around in this city in my opinion especially if you’re a hero cop. That’s why I work alone don’t want anyone close to me if my enemies can get to them through me in some sort of zombie revenge scheme.

Luth: Michael!!!


Brawlz: Oh no, what the hell does he want.

Brawlz walks into Luth’s office with a “oh my God why am I here face”.


Brawlz: Yes your highness?

Luth: Don’t give me non of that funny shit today Brawlz.

Brawlz: Oh, what happened to Michael??
*Brawlz chuckles while he asked*

Luth: Look I know what happened this morning. And I know you have done a lot for this city but the media is starting to get concerned!


Brawlz: The media? That f*ck boy local news station? They are not concerned, when it comes to ratings maybe but I admit sometimes I can get carried away.

Luth: It’s not about that. They know you’re very prejudice against Zombies and feel like you may take it too far with one of them one day.

Brawlz: Luth…come on man, you know me. I know the difference between the good man eaters and the bad ones.

Luth: Don’t call them that. It’s not P.C. and I’m sorry but I have to give you a partner even if I know you they don’t and that means I won’t have no more mayors or Z-protesters riding my ass about no one keeping an eye on you. I’m sorry Mike…but my decision is final.


Brawlz: What??? This is such bullsh*t.

Luth: Yeah, and so is being responsible for you but it’s the perks of the job now go meet your new sidekick already I got work to do.

Brawlz scoffs and storms out.


-Grunge neighborhood (Day)

Meanwhile a mysterious figure ( Cloak) in an alley way is shown lurking in the shadows following a Zombie Teenage girl. The Zombie girl is walking slowly looking sad.


Cloak: What’s wrong little girl?


Zombie Girl: Some kids at school were making fun of me


Cloak: Oh my dear, they were human weren’t they?


*The Zombie girl slightly nods*

Cloak: Hey, it’s okay you can talk to me. I’ll even be your new best friend.

Zombie girl: I’m honestly not supposed to talk to strangers.

Cloak: Would a stranger do this?
*Cloak pulls out a paper bag full of fresh bloody human flesh. *

Zombie girl: Oh my goodness, that smells really good.

Cloak: Tell ya what, I’ll give this to you for free but only because I really think you have a great smile.

Zombie Girl: Thanks mister! *She smiles*

Cloak hands her over the bloody flesh filled bag and she begins to violently consume it without hesitation.

Cloak: So what’s your name?

Zombie Girl: Well the kids at school call me “Dead Girl” but you can call me Glissa.

Cloak: That’s a beautiful name Glissa, would you mind doing a small favor?

Glissa: What is it?

Cloak: I want you to go tell all of the boys and girls who are exactly just like you to come find me if they ever feel a little…hungry. And in return I’ll give you another taste. So what do you say? Wanna be business partners?

Glissa: Sure! *Smiles gleefully* I’ll make sure I’ll let as many of the Z-kids know as much as I can.


Cloal: Thatta girl, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership I mean friendship.

Glissa skips happily up the street while the Cloak creeply slowly fades away into the darkness with a Sinister grin


- Back at Z.P.D. headquarters ( Day)


Brawlz is walking towards his office when he bumps into one of his co-workers (Miles) a fellow officer at the Z.P.D.


Miles: Oh sorry sir

Brawlz: Watch where you’re going kid, please.

Miles: You alright man?

Brawlz: Hell no, I got a partner. Not that it is a bad thing It’s just bad for me.


Miles partner calls him

Miles: Sorry dude, duty calls. Good luck.

Miles runs towards his partner

Brawlz: *sighs*

Brawlz gets back into his office and takes a nap. 20 minutes later, someone is knocking on his door. Brawlz gets up to open it and a young adult women is there.


Brawlz: *yawns* Uh, ma'am the post office is two blocks away.


Young lady: well Um, okay no. Hi I’m your new partner.


Brawlz: Ugh! Hey, come inside.


Young lady: You okay?

Brawlz: Yeah, I’m peachy. So you’re my supervisor?

Young Lady: What? No *giggles* like I said before I’m your new partner nothing more nothing less.

Brawlz: Let’s hope so


Young lady: What was that?

Brawlz: And your name is?

Young lady: Nia, Nia Pann.


Brawlz: Do you have experience in catching these things Nia?

Nia: What things?

Brawlz: The Man Eaters

Nia: Yes, and you shouldn’t call them that it isn’t P.C. you know. Plus why do they have to be man eaters they can bite woman too.

Brawlz: …….Yeah……let’s go on patrol shall we.

Nia: Oh goodie *she says cheerfully*

-Brawlz & Nia go into the Z.P.D. parking lot to get into their police car. They find it and get inside of the vehicle.

Brawlz: Okay, since this is your first day here let me lay down the ground rules.

*Nia listens intently*

Brawlz: Rule number 1, don’t talk unless spoken to.

Nia: I’m sorry?

Brawlz: Only for today.

Nia: Uh huh *She says unbelievably*

Brawlz: Rule number 2, Don’t talk to me while I’m driving


Nia gestures in understanding the second rule


Brawlz: and finally rule number three, just let me do all the talking.


Nia: Got cha * She says sarcastically*

Brawlz: Cool, I think we’re good.


A second police car pulls up next to theirs


Brawlz: Oh god not now

Nia: Wait, what is it? What’s wrong?


The second police car rolls down its window and it is Miles and his senior partner
(Kelly Hena)


Kelly: How ya doing Mikey? It looks like you a got a baby sitter. I hope you’re not telling that poor girl about your stupid rules.

(Brawlz v.o.) That’s Kelly my former partner and eternal rival. I want to call her a bitch but I feel like that’s what she would want and I don’t want her to win.

Nia: Haha who is she?

Kelly: Hey sweetie, the grown ups are talking. Hey Mike you should put a better leash on your dog.

Nia: Never mind I don’t want to know


Brawlz: Have a good day Kelly.


Kelly: Don’t worry I always do.


Kelly and Miles drives away


Nia: Okay that was rude

Brawlz: Understatement, but you handled that pretty well. I thought you were gonna curse her out or something.

Nia: I was kinda thinking it, but when I become the new cheif one day I’ll make sure she’ll regret this haha. But I worked super hard to get this job so I ain’t gonna let some chick make me loose it especially on my first day.


Brawlz: Yeah that’s what she wants but I’m sorry you still had to suffer the mouth rath of Kelly.

Nia: Haha Mouth rath?

Brawlz: Forget about her just remember what I said and stay focused

Nia: Copy that

Nia and Brawlz drive off. While driving Nia looks out her window.


-Righteous city streets (Day)

Nia and Brawlz are driving through town in their patrol car

Brawlz: What cha thinking about kid?

Nia: I just can’t believe I’m here its just so surreal, I always dreamed to be a full fledged cop and now I am.


Brawlz: Oh welp, keep dreaming because we are not real cops. The way I see it we are more along the lines of exterminators with shiny badges.


Nia: Thanks

Brawlz: Don’t mention it


Nia: How long you been a cop oh I mean an exterminator?

Brawlz: 6 years, you?

Nia: 6 months

Brawlz: Super nice

Nia: You talk funny

- During their patrol they spot a restaurant full of screaming people running out of it (Day)

Brawlz: Oh hell

*Nia Bursts into action with her desert eagle gun in her hand running inside the restaurant*


Brawlz: OH HELL!


Brawlz runs after her, goes inside and sees that she is waiting for him

Brawlz: What the hell is wrong with you?

Nia guides Brawlz glance towards a table through a big red door. He looks and sees a newly turned little zombid girl eating a belly of a chef alive. He is screaming in pain


Nia: What do we do? What do we do?

Brawlz: What do you think? What we are paid for.

The little zombie girl (z-girl) looks up with tears in her eyes


Z-Girl: I’m so sorry I was just hungry. No body would feed me! I won’t do it again.

*Z-Girl grabs a knife and stabs herself in the forehead*


Nia: Jesus!


Cuts to black


Nia and Brawlz look at two dead bodies on the table, one of them is the chef who was being eaten alive with his belly busted open with his guts and blood spilled over and steaming. The other is the little zombie girl who was eating him with a butter knife stuck inside her forehead with tears of jet black blood dripping down from her eyes.


*Nia covers her face*

Brawlz: Damn. Don’t worry kid it gets better.


Nia: How did this happen?


Brawlz: Well Like the girl said…She was hungry.

*Brawlz gently pushes the girl off of the chef*

Brawlz: Examine this guy would ya


Nia: But we already saw what happened.

Brawlz: I know but it’s kinda procedure. We may have witnessed the cause of death but we don’t know exactly why she chose him out of all those people.

Nia: The Chef is a pretty heavy set guy… Ya know…more meat.

Brawlz: Noted, now look into him while I eye out for witnesses when you’re done let me know so we can file a report.


*Nia agrees with a sad disgusted look on her face*

- Brawlz goes outside to look for witnesses, he notices a shadowy mysterious black figure ( Cloak) from a short distance


Brawlz: Hey you!

Cloak disappears into the shadows

Brawlz jerks in disappointed motion, then suddenly he sees an ice cream man hide behind his cart.


Brawlz: Yo, you know what happened here?

Ice cream man: Well before I heard all the noise from across the street a z-girl came up to me and asked for some ice cream but she didn’t have any money and I ain’t no charity so after that she went to that restaurant I guess to get some food *catches breath* 5 minutes later I heard screaming.


Brawlz: What’s your name?

Ice cream man: Fred.

Brawlz: Thank you Fred.


- Brawlz jogs back into the restaurant

Brawlz: Alright I’m calling it in.

Nia: This is so weird.

Brawlz: I know get used to it

Nia: No its not that
*Nia presses her ear to the dead chef’s chest*

Brawlz: What is it?

Nia: He is still alive.


Brawlz: F*ck! I almost forgot.

Brawlz pulls Nia away from the chef


Nia: What are you doing?!

Brawlz: Don’t be foolish, he’s been bitten not killed.


Nia: Oh shit.


The chef jumps up and lunges himself onto Brawlz and Nia.


The chef is despretly trying to take a bite out of one of them constantly chomping while foaming at the mouth.

Nia Takes out her brass knuckles and punches the chef in the face. The chef falls back and immediately Brawlz jumps on top of him


Brawlz: Call for back up so we can detain this asshole!


Nia calls for backup


Brawlz struggles to keep the chef pinned down, Nia tries to aid him but the chef kicks her and Brawlz is thrown across the room by the now zombid chef.


The chef is about to eat Nia but Kelly and Miles come to her rescue and shoot it’s legs and tranquiliz’ it.

Miles: Just another day at work

Kelly: If I wasn’t trying be to z.p.d. cop of the year I probably would not have saved your ass rookie.

Nia: Thank you.

Brawlz: We called for back up not up backs

Kelly: You’re welcome Mikey

Brawlz: I thought you two were on a case

Miles: We were but we were close by.

Nia: Thank god.

Brawlz Looks at Nia with a shut up face

Nia: Well you were in knocked out island

Brawlz: There is a reason why I don’t have partners, they slow you down. And you need to start practicing on defending, thinking and depending on yourself.

Nia: Say what??

Brawlz: You should have known he was gonna turn and contained him first. That’s why I asked you to check him and stuff.

Nia: Excuse me? You freaking forgot to tell me these details earlier!


Brawlz: Which is why you should start practicing on nobody holding your hand. And didn’t you tell me you have experience?

Miles: Look it seems that it slipped both of your minds but the important thing is nobody got hurt and we all learned something. Plus it’s your first day, he is used to working alone, and also there is a big fat muscular chef zombie on the floor so nobody saw this coming.

Kelly: Well Miles, they gonna see me get the keys to the city one day. Once I tell them I saved your asses back at the station I’ll bet I’ll get a bigger office plus a raise.

Brawlz: You want a cookie too.

Kelly: Heh

Nia: My bad Mike.

Brawlz: Fuck


Brawlz and Nia file a report while Kelly and Miles prepare yellow tape for the crime scene

2 hours later, - Nia and Brawlz drive back to Z.P.D. (night)

Nia: Michael I’m super sorry about earlier

Brawlz: It’s okay it happens, let’s go interrogate “chef boy r demon” so we can call it a day.


-Meanwhile at an underground Zombie club. (Night)

Cloak: Well well thanks for the tip


Crime Lord: Don’t worry as long as you up hold our agreement.


Cloak: Maxy, you never cease to amaze me.


Max: It’s “Big Man” to you.


Cloak: Oh of course. Once I get more shipments I’ll make these Z ’ s more hungry
and crazy and soon this city will be yours

Max: Yes indeed. I believe that the product you put inside that Chef’s water today is the same you gave that little girl, what was her name, Glissa?

Cloak: Correcto, and you’ll give me what I want like you promised right?

Max: For the hundredth time yes. Now leave me I must feed my children.

Max opens a secret latch to a basement full of 50 dirty rabid Zombies and tosses them a human leg.


Cloak Vanishes into the dark walls.

Max: It’s good to be king.


-Location Z.P.D. Interrogation room

Nia: Okay Chef who are you working for?

Bayeir: First of all the name is Bayeir alright, and working for who? You literally said I was being eaten alive by a child then turned into a zombie.

Nia: Which you are

Brawlz: let me try.

Brawlz takes Nia ’ s seat and tries to talk to Bayeir

Brawlz: Do you remember anything this mourning? Like at all?

Bayeir: I honestly can’t say that I do, the last thing I remember is waking up in your police department.

Nia: it’s the only thing you remember?

Bayeir: Unfortunately yes, the only thing I remember also is my name which is so strange

Brawlz: Hmm

Nia: Right, Zombies can’t remember their past life when they turn

Brawlz: It all makes sense now I suppose

Nia: Stupid question, but you never knew that?

Brawlz: If you did you should have told me before we brought him here, I’m just used to shooting those things not much keen on talkin to em

Bayeir: I see. Shit.

Nia: Just cause he can’t remember anything doesn’t mean he isn’t any use to us.

Brawlz: What now?

Nia: He can be our informant or something like that


Bayeir: I’m very hungry

Brawlz: Yeah that’s actually a good idea.

Bayeir: Can I nibble on your fingers?

Nia: We can send him into the underground criminal Z-world and maybe he can make our jobs much easier by making the bad ones come to us instead of us coming to them

Bayeir: I want to eat you

Brawlz: Perfect! You a smart kid.

Bayeir: So do I get to eat some people now or what?

Nia: You are gonna be our lil secret squirrel

Bayeir: Sounds yummy

Brawlz: In return we will give you death row inmates human inmates

Nia: Say what now?

*Brawlz winks at her*

-The next night at a hidden rave

Zombies and humans are dancing freneticley

Brawlz stands on top of turn tables and holds up a lighter to a ceiling and emergency water shoots down every where in the rave


Brawlz: Ahem! Ladies, Gentleman, Inks! Me and my partner here strongly regret to inform you that you are all fucked.

Everyone in the rave looks at Brawlz shockingly


Brawlz: We know there has been drugs, sex and a minor case of cannibalism. Now I don’t care what you do on your down time but if you do what you do when you do it in my city then you’re pretty much screwed like a Kardashian. Now we can do this the easy way where you all line up politely in a single file and take turns being hand cuffed or the hard way you don’t OR the fun way where I make you.

Brawlz slowly begins to smile while Nia points her gun at the ravers


Zombie: Fuck this mutha focka!!!

Brawlz: Well buddy you shoulda brought protection.


Doors bust open from the entrance with Brawlz back up team arriving and an all out brawl starts between dozens of Z.P.D. officers and Zombie Ravers while the human ravers run and hide Nia prepares for action.


*Brawlz takes a steel black baseball bat and hits a Zombie in the head with it*


*Nia shoots several who try to get away*


Other Z.P.D. officers do unnecessary wrestling moves on the raver Zombies who try to eat them.


Eventually the Zombies are all rounded up
And taking for questioning


Nia: Why would they fight back like that? They know it’s not illegal to kill a hostile Zombie, why would they try to assault us knowing full well of the consequences?

Brawlz: It’s because they are Zombies Nia they don’t think *Brawlz takes one of the raver Zombies into another officer’s hands * they just eat.

Nia: Well I told you having an undead informant was a good idea.

Brawlz: What? You want a cookie too?

Nia: Haha


Brawlz: Look I’m sorry I was so hard on you yesterday

Nia: It’s okay it happens


Brawlz: Yeah but it better not happen again

Nia: Right *She raises her eye brows*


Brawlz: You know we are not a biased department, if a human were to harass a Zombie we also can be of aid.


Nia: In helping the human?

Brawlz: No smart ass, in assisting the zombie


Nia: I’m just kidding I knew that, but that’s never really the case around these parts though huh

Brawlz: Bingo, I know my reputation is pretty well known but if those things wouldn’t resist so much when I ask a question or arrest them I’m sure things wouldn’t get so messy


Nia: They act like monsters but they are not animals.

Brawlz: *Shrugs* I don’t make the rules I just follow em

Nia: Yeah but not gonna lie it was kinda fun taken them down

Brawlz: Hearing that makes it seem so clandestine of you

Nia: Hey man you’re the bad cop. I wasn’t the one who hit that poor Z-kid with a baseball bat.

Brawlz: No you’re the one who hit the fat one with a brass knuckle

Nia: *Groans* Oh my God I am going to get cup of coffee *she rolls her eyes secretly *


Brawlz discovers human blood on the dance floor. It appears to be a trace of blood leading to a closet in the back he follows it and opens the door and it is revealed to be Kelly Hena. She is dead and mutilated and horribly scarred.


Brawlz Eyes widen in shock.


Cuts to black


Zombie noise and police sirens are herd in the back round


The end