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"My first real crush was… Louis Tomlinson." - Harry
"Now kiss me, you fool." - Harry
"Fan: Are you and Louis dating? [Harry nods] You are?
F: I figured.”
"Cause i can’t compete with my boyfriend." - Louis change lyrics
"We try not to disclose much about our relationship to the public." - Louis
"Niall: What were we doing yesterday? [to Harry]
Louis: Trying to walk.”
"Liam: Harry, are you good with your hands?
Louis: really good.”
"Harry: Where do you wanna sit?
Louis: Next to you.”
"Harry: Lou, can i give you a blow job?
Louis: I’d love it, if you just wait.”
"Define girlfriends." - Louis
"You could be preoccupied, different dick every night." - Harry chage lyrics
"Cause you’vr got that big dick." - Louis change lyrics
"Cause i can love you more tha Satn." - Harry change lyrics
"And i know, just what he’ll say…" - Harry change lyrics
"I’m in love with you, and all Lou little things." - Harry change lyrics
"I’m in love with you, and all his little things." - Harry change lyrics
"Jealous lovers undercover on the streets." - Louis change lyrics
"I once made this meal..chicken stuffed with mozzarella, wrapped in parma ham with some mash potato. Not mashed potato out of the box. This is home made mash with gravy!" - Louis
"I: Even as young as you are? [Louis and Harry are looking]
"I met you in the toilet." - Harry to Louis.
"Since we started at the the x-factor house, me and Louis has always said that we wanted to move in together. It was pretty much of this, it just kind of happened." - Harry
"I: Harry, you live with Louis, is that correct?
I: Would you rather be with one of these guys?
"And i’d marry you Harry." - Louis
"Louis [making kissy sounds]
Harry: There’s a camera up there.”
"I can see that you’re wiping of my beard." - Harry change lyric
"I: Is there some kind of jealousy going with you and Eleanor?
Harry: Well, i don’t really want to talk about that to be honest.”
"I: Do you have girlfriends or boyfriends? I don’t know.
Management: Take that bit out.
Liam: Yeah, that’s going to have to come out now.”
"Harry: Between me and Louis, who is in front and who is behind?
Louis: I think we kind of share that really.”
"I: If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
Harry: I’d just see my friends and family.
Louis: What else Harry?”
"Bro, you know, yesterday, Hazz told me, yes, and then next week, we’re going home." - Louis to Zayn
"Loving my bromance with Louis, he’s so sexy!" - Harry tweet
"#harrylouyear «< GENIUS! :) happy new year." - Louis tweet
"I’m the same size as Harry Ha x." - Louis tweet
"Louis have a good show tonight sweetums :D" - Harry tweet
"Harry have a good show tonight babycakes! :)" - Louis tweet
"Fan: Bad news Louis is breaking up with you :’( x
Harry: That better be a joke… Hahaha.”
"Harry: Louis im sitting on the sofa opposite you… You look sexy.
Louis: Hahaha i am being slowly seduced by your curls.
Harry: I know… That was my plan.”
"Miss you babycakes." - Louis tweet
"I miss you too sweetcheeks ;)" - Harry tweet
"If Louis is happy with Eleanor, then so am i. But spare a thought for Harry, he’s probably got a broken heart." - Harry retweet
"Always in my heart Harry. Your sincerely, Louis."
"How this, Larry is the biggest load of bullshit. I’ve ever heard. I’m happy why can’t you accept that." - Louis tweet
"So kiss him againd, just to prove to me that you can…" - Harry tweet