this is why you’re the main seejay thank you
- Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
ibarra omg and elias is just ??????
- Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
ibarra cries in Lion King every time he rewatches it and one time he invites elias to watch it with him and elias teases him about it but towards the end he feels really sad too and almost cries. elias loves pocahontas ooor tarzan
- Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
elias forgot to remove it okay
- Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
IBARRA because he’s cheesy like that
- Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
- Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
ibarra was busy with work at some point and elias was not busy lonely so he marathoned for days
- Who laughs more during sex?
ibarra ; v ;
IBARRA AHHHH iM COMBUSTING i need fanart of this
OTP ask meme that needs to exist (SEND ME MORE OMFG)