There’s a mixture of fake relationship fics with a couple of marriage of convenience thrown in. This was requested by shazzaholmes. It will be added to as new fics are discovered. [22 fics]

  • A Case of Identity by jkay1980 [AO3] 91k, teen - John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought.
  • Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy [AO330k, explicit  - “You love your mother, Sherlock?” John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”
  • Covert by Megg33k [AO315k, explicit - Sherlock and John go undercover at a gay bar.
  • A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 [AO3] 81k, explicit - They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
  • A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend [] 7.5k, explicit -Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand.
  • Once More, With Feeling by redcarrigan [AO3] 21k, teen - To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.
  • A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox [] 3k, general - Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
  • A Silver Sixpence by _doodle [LJ] 16k, explicit - “We need to get married,” Sherlock announced loudly as he came into the living room, waking John from his nap.
  • That Partitioning of the Things of Youth by wearitcounts [AO3] 35k, explicit - Victor Trevor is in town, and nobody’s happy.
  • The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst [AO347k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.
  • Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets [AO3] 11k, explicit - It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure.”
  • A Contest of Wills - JanecShannon [AO33.1k, teen - Mrs. Turner’s married ones decided to renew thier vows. The problem? John shares a wall with their bedroom and they are being very… enthusiastic… about the reawakening of thier passion. Sherlock decides to give them a taste of their own medicine.
  • The Newlywed Game by patternofdefiance [AO3] 9k, explicit - What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game. Of course it’s for a case. Of course it doesn’t stay that way.
  • A Marriage of Convenience by Phuchka [AO343k, explicit -       You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of The Honourable Sherlock Holmes, Alpha, younger brother of the Earl of Sherrinford     with Mr. John Watson, Omega, son of Mr. Howard Watson, chairman of the City Bankers Guild. (mpreg)
  • Declarations of Mutual Devotion by waketosleep [AO3] 2k, teen - “We should really get married.” John stared at the red mark on his wrist. “I’m sorry, what?
  • The Troubles Of Marriage Counselling by starjenni [LJ] 2.5k, teen - Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures.
  • Bells Are Ringing by Basingstoke [AO3] 1.3k, teen - “Oh bloody fucking DAMN!” Sherlock shouted, apropos of nothing. John nearly dropped his tea. John turned and found Sherlock shaking his passport. “Mycroft made me French.”
  • Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 [] 27k, explicit - Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock’s family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play ‘Boyfriend’ thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party?
  • Disguises are always a self-portrait by yellowteapots [AO3] 6.2k, not rated - Sherlock drummed his fingers on the arm rest irritably. “We might as well get our stories straight. Homosexuals, even alleged ones, tend to be more personal than heterosexual couples. ” They were headed to a Pride Fest for a case-triple suicide/murder- which, of course mean they had to pretend to be couple.
  • There’s Not A Place On Earth I’d Rather Be Than Here by EverdeenFrayPotter [AO3] 6.1k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There’s dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.
  • The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by stickleworting [AO3] 28k, explicit - He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that. (no mpreg)
  • John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 [AO3] 53k, mature - It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

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The bad thing about reading 91k fanfics, it’s hard to read the next one if it’s surrounded around the same ship because they are written by two different people, thus the characters are different with some similar characteristics.

Some of you might be wondering how Alfred can have 104-110k power, but I think he can have more

Kurudia(?) as Starting Vanguard, use it’s skill (+3k)
4 Margals and 4 Sharons, use their skill (+27k)
4 StarLight Unicorns, use it’s skill x4 (+35k)
4 Tranquil Unicorns, use it’s skill x4 (+55k)
At least 1 Rune Eagle, use it’s skill (+65k if Alfred is in Legion)
At least 2 Light Saver(?) Dragons, use their skill (+75k)
At least 1 Ashlei, use her skill (+85k, +2 Crit)
5-6 Other Seeker units for Alfred’s skill (+90k-+91k, +3 Crit)
1-2 Triggers (+96k-+101k)
Add “Legion 20000”… My math might be a bit off

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Nikon launches D750 Digital SLR Camera

Nikon is pleased to announce the launch of the new D750 digital SLR camera to deliver incredible image quality in an ideal package of enriched features. It enables the freedom of photographic expression with sought-after functionalities of built-in Wi-Fi, tilting monitor, 24.3- mega pixels, 91K-pixel RGB sensor, and outstanding high-speed continuous shooting rate of approximately 6.5 frames per second for both FX- and DX-format, all fitted into a slim and durable body.

Like dominoes, it seems that camera manufacturers cluster their press releases so that when one drops, the others follow suit one by one.  The latest release we’re posting is one that was actually dropped on the weekend, and comes from Nikon who has debuted their latest FX format DSLR: the all new Nikon D750. 

Coming in with a 24.3 megapixel full frame CMOS sensor and the EXPEED 4 image-processing engine, the camera may not have the massive resolution of the D810, instead opting for each pixel to take up a larger surface area resulting in better low-light performance, definition, depth, tonal gradation and clear color. 

New to the camera is the addition of a tilt-capable rear LCD screen with a 1.229 million resolution; a first for a full frame camera, and a very useful feature for people who use live view in their photography or DSLR videography. 

Where the camera really hits its marks is in the nitty-gritty details.  Scene recognition is handled by a 91K-pixel RGB sensor allowing for fast and accurate camera response in relation to AF, AE, i-TTL flash control, and AWB.  The metering system in particular is highlight weighted, meaning that the camera meter will detect the brightest portion of the frame and adjust to ensure as little information lost as possible by exposing for those hotspots. 

Among other new features are the same weather sealing protection found on the D810, 100% viewfinder coverage, 6.5 fps in RAW format, 51-point AF system, built-in Wi-Fi, a dual SD card slot, built-in time lapse photography, and a built-in pop up flash.  Head over to our website to see the full press release with additional photos, and a full spec sheet.
[ Official Press Release ]


Met this guy at the car wash and man he was so chill. He drives my dream car and when I saw it I was like damn man.. I had to talk to him. I knew he was bagged right away and I told him my dream was his GS300 with a junction produce interior and then he opens his door and shows me his interior.. Like damn. He’s currently selling for 10k with everything + 91k miles on it, fuck that’s a good price tbh lol