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The Doctor Blake Mysteries 2x01 - The Heart of the Matter

I’m concerned that I don’t trust Joy for poor reasons rather than good reasons.

OKAY GREAT NOW I FEEL GUILTY THANKS SHOW

Man everyone in this is doing such a great job.

still sad about Penne Hackforth-Jones. Rest you magnificent woman.

Once Upon a Time 3x05 - Good Form

YES SEXY MAKEOUT TIMES FOR ALL
Emma don’t be a dick don’t be a dick don’t - aaaand there it is. Yeah one time thing whatever WE ALL WATCHED BUFFY. WE KNOW.
Oh fucking- “as you wish”? Princess Bride romantic references?

Emma for serious if you choose your wimpy lying ex over the sexy honourable pirate I will punch my television. And I LOVE my television.

Arrow 2x21 - City of Blood

I see what you did there, episode title

So I didn’t say before but all through Moira’s death scene, I was just thinking how good Manu Bennett looks in trench coats. Sorry mama queen.

Nobody should ever trust Laurel her plans are terrible

My goodness Sara has been gone for one episode and the olicity is back

Laurel you looked all badass for a second and then you went back to being Laurel

Felicity is the best interrogator

Episode end are you okay? You just kind of cut out there…

Once Upon a Time 3x12 - New York City Serenade

My god Emma. You have a history of very very handsome men, and I love Auggie with all my heart, but - ahhhh there you are Killian. That feels better.

Aurora continues to prove herself to be actually the biggest asshole in the show.

Sorry Auggie I love you but get back to Covert Affairs, Emma’s taken. And Annie loves you.

Naw Henry look at you all growing up and playing Diablo. Screw you and your level 23, kid.

Cricket man aren’t you DEAD? Wait haha what am I saying? Magic.

Ugh nobody cares, Neal. Except Belle. But let’s face it, Belle cares about everything.

Ooh arrows. That better be Robin YESSSSSSS TIME FOR MY BABIES TO SNARKILY NOT LIKE EACH OTHER YESSSSSS I HAVE GREAT HOPES

Goddamn Killian your face at “a guy that I love” I am not equipped to deal with your face right now.

OMG Snow/Regina besties, it’s everything I ever dreamed

Hmm that protection spell is suspiciously green. …We’re going to see a shitload of green this arc, aren’t we? Sigh.

"Killian" goddamn.

I am not prepared, such flirt, so sass, wow.

Yes yes yes we get it you’re the wicked witch of the west, we got it at flying monkeys, thanks.

Once Upon a Time 3x21 - Snow Drifts

oh dear lord the finale 2-parter really is Captain Swan: the Movie. I APPROVE.

(Also, Australian iTunes, any reason the 2 parts were split into their two eps when they played together in the US? No reason other than you like to troll me? Okay.)

I think I freaked out my neighbours with the amount of giggling coming out of my apartment throughout the two Killians sequence.

Oh my god you two are adorably incompetent THINK OF THE TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE

Mayday episode 1

Well this town is creepy as fuck

Woman you are the worst and you should not be allowed to keep that dog

That was not spat blood on the shirt, that was blood splatter

So many different types of wtf