500 notes

“Why do women die over Weeknd when he look one missed shower away from living out of his car?”

“ Will people ever stop obsessing over celebs and their kids with cult like fervor?”

“ When am I gonna be one of those 500 notes on a seflie niggas?”

“ Are they gonna release Pacific Rim 2 or are they just fucking around like they are doing with Hellboy 3?”

“ How people on here be getting shit off a wishlist because I’m tryna come up”

“ When are white women gonna stop acting like all  their issues are important? When they gonna let women of color come up?”

“ Can I get more tall superheroes? Like shit lemme see a 6′8 nigga saving the world, let me live!”

“ Speaking of superheroes, are they gonna let the black wome shine? Can I get Spectrum in a movie?”

“ How these game companies gonna charge me 60 dollars for a game that requires a day 1 patch? That’s like buying a car and having to pay an engine fee”

“ Do superheroes never have to use the bathroom during a fight?”

“ How Marvel gonna drop Daredevil and make me wait another year for season 2? That violates the Geneva Convention”

“ Is it ever gonna be possible to criticize a female character in media and not get attacked for being sexist?”

“ When is Serena Williams or Ronda Rousey gonna hit a nigga up?”

Prolonging the inevitable ...

Kung Jin: Alright, I got the money, Black. Now strip for me.
Erron Black: Hold it, Junior. How much?
Kung Jin: $500 in one dollar notes, like you asked for. Strip for me.
Erron Black: Wait a moment, is this Earthrealm money?
Kung Jin: Yes, Black, but you can exchange it down at SF for Outworld currency. Strip it off.
Erron Black: Just a second, is this money real? How do I know it’s not counterfeit cash?
Kung Jin: For flip’s sake, you paranoid panda, check it out in the sun-light, you can see the friggin’ watermark and everything. TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW.
Erron Black: How do I know that this isn’t a set-up?
Kung Jin: ERRON MOTHER-*****ING BLACK, JUST TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND DRAW, COWBOY!
Erron Black: Alright … wait, kid.
Kung Jin: What now?!
Erron Black: I just want to make sure this is $500. One, two, three …
Kung Jin: -___-;;

anonymous asked:

i really love your art and im rather proud of my work as well but none of my art has gotten over 500 notes in months. do you have any suggestions for how to get my art out there? thank you xx

well there’s no shame in self-reblogging! Tag as many things as you can, maybe even send it to people who don’t mind reblogging it! Like I’m all for helping people in this same situation, so send some to me and I’ll reblog it! :)

I hope one day Taylor Swift one day releases a song about her cats just so the media could sit and wonder which one of her fictional and non fictional lovers used to vomit in her shoes, rip up her furniture and bring her dead things as piece offerings.

Edit: yes I really do realize this has bad grammar with the “one day Taylor Swift one day” and writing piece instead of peace.

The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have… and a few things they don’t. But none of that stuff’s important. This is the stuff that’s important: the army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray - it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents - to this day, heat comes on and they can hear ‘em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs - really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed, 'cause it’s the blemishes that make her beautiful.   

PSA to non-kpop fans

just because you’ve never heard of them and they don’t sing in a language you understand, doesn’t mean that they don’t deserve awards or that they somehow cheated in the voting  (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

just because you don’t like the music doesn’t mean they don’t have a big enough fanbase to win awards outside of their country  (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

ENGLISH IS NOT THE ONLY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD AND ENGLISH MUSICIANS ARE  NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO WIN AWARDS  (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

I made a bunch of Paint Tool SAI brushes :>

download
installation instructions

  1. Feather brush creates a realistic feather look; with the right brush thickness, every stroke will look like a feather.
  2. Scratched brush has a slightly grungy look.
  3. I’m a big fan of this one. Crosshatch brush creates a nice rough pastel-on-paper look.
  4. Cloud brush was made from actual clouds I photographed during my vacation. Use it knowing it is an exquisite imported good.
  5. Desert brush has a gritty/sandy texture.

I recommend using them on the Acrylic preset on SAI.

right there

Omg people are now saying that people can’t use the word biphobia because “people don’t die from it.” There are bisexuals who are being physically, mentally and emotionally abused because of it. There are bisexuals who physically and sexually assaulted because of it. Bisexuality is still seen as a “symptom” or “sign” people have certain mental disorders. That is just ridiculous. I swear some people need to tone the fuck down on their hatred of bisexuals.