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my endless list of favorite people Luke Hemmings
“I watch him(Billie Joe) all the time on Youtube. I don’t think I’d even want to meet him because I’d probably freak out. He’s a great frontman, he’s very smart, but I also think he’s underrated. To be able to lead a stadium like he does… I dunno how he does it. I aspire to do that.

Dear 5 Seconds Of Summer,

It has been a good three years since I last appeared on your EP. On behalf of every teenage girl in the family of yours and myself, we strongly urge you to take a look at your past music set lists. What is missing from them? They are all very well-written songs, and some of them are songs that I’ve known for quite a long time and have grown to be friends with. Even so, there is still a dash of pizzazz missing from the whole thing.

It’s me. I’m the dash of pizzazz all of your fans crave. It’s time for me to make myself evident. I will not sit in the shadows and let these poor girls suffer any longer. They need to hear a real masterpiece. They need me in their lives once more. This is all I ask of you.

Your friend who you have neglected for the past three years,

Unpredictable