Roo wrote fic

I was replying to comments on another site… and this happened..

“No one wants me to attempt to write fic. It will be Dick and Jane all over again.

See Ed. See Roy. Look at Roy and Ed. Run, Ed run. Roy is running too. They will have fun. Roy likes to have fun. He likes to have fun with Ed. Ed does not want to play with Roy. Play, Ed play. That is a desk. It is Roy’s desk. Ed is sitting on it. Roy likes to see ed sit. Roy likes Ed. He likes Ed on his desk. Play, Roy play.”

I felt I had to share my ficcing skillz.

D:
  • Me:DON'T let me hook up with anyone in Mexico, okay? Who knows what kind of diseases are down there...
  • Pablo:Of course not. I'm not letting you get that drunk. Wouldn't want you to disappear in a foreign country.
  • Pablo:Wait, maybe I would... 0_o
  • Pablo:Hmmm...
  • Me:... ):
  • Me:Maybe I'll just wear a big fat sign on my forehead that says MY KIDNEYS ARE BAD.
  • Me:They really are... One's abnormally larger than the other -.-"
Tats.
  • Christian:Should I just get Jasmine tattooed on my forehead?
  • Me:Brilliant idea. My name or my face?
  • Christian:Both. Your face on my back and your name on my chest!
  • Me:Cool my name will be on two guys' chests now.
  • Christian:No way...
  • Me:Way.
  • Christian:Who would do that?
  • Me:Someone who really loves me <3
  • Christian:Well why aren't you with him then?
  • Me:BECAUSE HE'S MY DAD AND THAT WOULD BE INCEST YOU SICK FUCK. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???
  • Christian:Oh... my bad.
Tamed.
  • Pablo:Did he pay?
  • Me:He offered to pay twice. At first I kind of stared at him doe-eyed. Then I was like, "No no no no no!" I don't let guys pay for me. I take pride in my independence.
  • Pablo:What the fuck? Sit down and be a lady so that guys can stand up and be gentlemen.
  • Me:But I can't be tamed.
  • Pablo:Shut the fuck up, Miley Cyrus.
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