4rth-of-july

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Thanks! And Happy Fourth of July to all'a ya. Kinda hard to believe I’m 238 years old… I know it ain’t near as old as some'a ya European nations, but damn. 

Guess it’s ‘bout time to get this party started. Without the flower crown.

Peace out. Imma go spend my birthday with 'Melia. Have fun blowin’ shit up, kiddies. Try not to set ya neighborhood’s on fire. And if ya do? Take pictures. >;)

[ ooc: No. Don’t do actually do that. Everyone have a safe holiday! <3 Zoi loves you all. ]

I love how many of us Americans criticize the USA and say we’ d rather live somewhere else but once 4rth of July hits everyones like:

What was that can’t hear over my FREEDOM

The US unfollowed England today

Go drink your tea Britain… oh wait we threw it into the harbor

It’s honor not honour theres no U in freedom

Happy America Day, to all ya'll Americans.

I normally wouldn’t do this, but I ’ve got a feeling that the majority of my followers are American, so…
TIME TO POP SOME CHAMPAGNE AND CELEBRATE THIS BITCH.
This also gives me an excuse to reblog a photo of Tom with an eagle.

Now, I know that’s not a bald eagle but what the fuck guys, LOOK AT HOW TIGHT THOSE JEANS ARE.

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Everyone today.