OH MAN OH MAN
honestly I feel like in every universe ever, no matter what his other feelings towards the man may be (disgust, defiance, respect, affection, whatever) Han is always just a tiny little bit terrified of Anakin Skywalker. Like lowkey. I’m sure he tries to hide it. But.
And obviously in trash family au their relationship is wonderful and ideal and yes, good, Anakin is Loser Dad to everyone and Han finally has sort-of-parents, but ALSO he’d just sort of be half in awe because YO THIS IS THE DUDE FROM THE CLONE WARS AND??? I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD??? WHAT??? HE’S REAL HOLY KRIFF HE WAS LIKE A HERO AND THE WORLD’S MOST BADASS PILOT AND okay okay shut up Solo play it cool you’re twenty-one years old chill
(this, while Luke himself is pissing his pants with excitement becuase MY DAD IS ANANKIN SKYWALKER?!?!? and Han’s like “see there look he’s ten so that’s allowed but I need to get a grip”)
but anyway he’s like lowkey freaking out because childhood heroes appearing from the ashes to pseudo-adopt him and Han’s spent forever telling himself that the Jedi stuff was all hocus pocus but suddenly it’s not except Han’s a stubborn loser on the best of days and also he just loves aggravating Leia to no end with his skeptical comments, so Anakin totally, definitely, 100% does that one time just because he’s a little shit, adulthood aside, and Luke and Leia are probably crying of laughter and Han looks very disgruntled.