Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Allison Argent, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf)
Stiles celebrates his and Derek’s five-year anniversary by giving Derek a subscription to a Bacon-of-the-Month club, a set of hand-carved figurine wolves to represent the pack, and, not to brag, a truly spectacular blowjob on the couch that leaves Derek dazed and blindly running his hands through Stiles’s hair.
Of course, because Scott has accidentally been part of 75 percent of Stiles’s sexual encounters since high school, this is when he bursts in and announces that Allison is pregnant.