Seth: I’ve got two girls in bikinis trying to seduce me. Which sounds awesome. But I’m scared, I’m wet, and I’m cold, Ryan. Ryan: Okay. Alright, I’ll be right there. I just gotta towel off. Seth: Why do you have to towel off?
Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be 100. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are going to have to stay at their jobs until they’re 80. So I don’t want to commit to anything too soon.
30 Days of The OC: Day 12 - Favorite Seth scene. Seth: [Seth is high and just finished watching “Save the Last Dance” with Summer] This is pretty amazing too. Summer: It’s just a blue screen Cohen. Seth: I know, it’s so blue. I never realized it was so blue before. It’s kind of like I wanna go swimming in it or something. Summer: Yeah… Seth: A little dippy-dip. Summer: Kay, it’s pretty blue. Will you excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom. Seth: Yeah, I’m not going anywhere. I’m not going anywhere. We should… we should take our pants off.
Julie: Listen up, Tommy Lee. You’re just the latest in a series of experiments my daughter likes to make when acting out. So enjoy it. Because right here, right now is as good as it gets for you. Soon Marissa’s gonna wake up and realize she is so much better than you and your life. Volchok: You think she’s gonna come running back to you. Julie: Marissa knows that I will be there for her whenever she decides to come home because I am her family. Not some punk with a smirk, three brain cells, and a good coke connection. You tell her that.
30 Days of The OC: Day 25 - Favorite pop culture reference. Risky Business (2.18 The Risky Business)
Seth: Hello! Pleased to meet you. Guy: Who the hell are you? Seth: Well I’m Pivens McGee and I am from the Film Preservation Society. Now what we’re doing is we’re putting on a Tom Cruise retrospective. Now I understand that you’re in possession of the crystal egg from Risky Business. other guy gets up from couch Hi. How are you? Now what we’re doing is we’re collecting, ah, Mr. Cruise’s props from his most memorable films and putting them on display. We’ve got the rum bottle from Cocktail. We’ve got the ceramic mask from Vanilla Sky. We’ve got the little kid with the big head from Jerry McGuire. He’s actually in the car. I don’t know if you’re interested in meeting him.