30,000 friends!!!!!!!!! Jiminey-poop-holes, I don’t even know what to say. Thanks to each and every one of you for all the support. I’m so glad there are other people out there who aren’t afraid to laugh. Well as has become custom around here with each given followship milestones, here’s another sampling of questions and answers. Have a good weekend.

Should everyone take acid?
No because you have to ask the right question to take it. Do you want a one-on-one with your maker?

And what if the answer is yes, even if you’ve got a mental illness?
Well there’s a correlation between acid and curing mental illness. I realized after my beautiful accidental rebirth that what we usually call psychology is actually just art.

You use a lot of complicated metaphors.
No, I just use the truth.

—Mark McCloud, the San Francisco man who has 30,000 tabs of LSD in his house, sounds exactly like you’d expect