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Hmmm...

I can’t decide between a new Civic or Prius.

I like the Civic’s exterior and reliability, plus it’s only about 25k MSRP. But I don’t like the interior.

I like the Prius’s interior and gas mileage, but I don’t like the exterior or cost of maintenance. Plus it’s 29k MSRP.

I’m divided down the middle at the moment but I think brand loyalty to Honda might win out… I’m going on test drives tomorrow and will probably buy a new car this weekend.

2

Morning!!!!

+ 20km ride done. Didn’t have time for the full 25k I wanted to do. But that’s okay. Took about 40mins.

+ Went out and got a coffee. Made a smoothie with frozen blueberries, bananas, chocolate almond milk and chocolate protein powder plus ice. It was yum.

+ Now I am spring cleaning with my mom allll day. The garage and the pool cabana are on the list.

+ Then tonight I am heading to the sailing school from 6-8 to move some boats around. So basically moving all day.

+ around 8 tonight I’m going to do to the gym and front squat etc. this day is not going to be fun but just gotta get it done.

Ball cap on. Aka. Time to get to work!

Barbz!

As we all know, the 2015 Billboard Music Awards were a trainwreck. “Fancy” beat “Anaconda” for Best Rap Song; however, Iggy Azalea’s award goes against the regulations for nominations. At the end of the award show, it says all nominated content was released after March 10th, 2014. “Fancy” was released on February 17th, 2014, almost a month before eligibility. I double checked Billboard’s website to confirm this.

“Fancy” was not eligible for its award. “Anaconda”, however, is. Barbz, please don’t let this go unnoticed! “Anaconda” deserved this award, as its sales and streaming sent it through the roof. I’ve made a petition to have Billboard retract this award. If you’d like, please sign here. Please signal boost this! Iggy has proven to be transphobic and raicst, and Nicki’s “Anaconda” was made to empower women. Iggy’s award isn’t valid or legitimate. This is just another example of how racist award shows are.

anonymous asked:

Seriously, I like really really really need some fics with Stiles cooking/baking/just making food in general. Like any fics with Stiles making food that taste good. He just needs to be good at it. Like no "Stiles-can't-cook-for-his-life". Please please please please

HEY-O ANON!

I’VE GOT SOME FICS FOR YOU! 

Mixing Bowl Mixup by Marishna

1,033  I  No Werewolves, Communication Failure

General Audiences

Derek’s only in this stupid class because of his sister. He’s really not a dick.

Cookery by MissDizzyD

1,825  I  Stiles is Master Chef, Established Relationship

Teen and Up  I  Part 4 of the Warm and Real and Bright series

“You have to know how to cook spaghetti before you can make a carbonara.”

Derek asks Stiles to teach him to cook so he can ‘be worth something’. Stiles has some serious words with Derek’s ego, but gives in anyway.

the way to a man’s heart (is through his stomach) by orphan_account

2,870  I  Stiles is the Iron Chef

Teen and Up

He doesn’t wait for a response before he continues down the hall to go to the kitchen, which is probably for the best because Isaac kind of freaks out because fucking hell, Derek isn’t just moping.

He’s pining.

Cupcake Wars: Supernatural by Sourwolf and Stilinski (Kitsune_Moonstar)

4,282  I  Cupcake Wars, Supernatural RPF (No Tagged Pairings)

General Audiences

Stiles knew that going on Cupcake Wars could change things for his bakery. Especially if he wins.

Kiss the Cook by idyll

5,004  I  AU-Cooking, AU-Human

Teen and Up

NOTE: Stiles doesn’t actually butcher Derek’s recipes.

Derek’s a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.

The Beacon Bean by SPCMRose

5,681  I  Blind Stiles

Not Rated

He’s blind. His mate is blind. Looks like Derek will be relying on his stunning personality to win him over. Derek is so screwed…

AKA: Derek’s back in Beacon Hills, and decides to head out for a coffee. Stiles is blind, and Derek’s found his mate.

Stiles is a baker~

Food for Thought by Lunabell_Marauder_Knyte

12,427  I  Mpreg, Established Relationship, Mates, Fluff

Teen and Up

It starts out with Stiles stress-cooking and having too much food. It evolves to Derek’s wolves seeing Stiles as more as Scott’s human-walking-Wikipedia and actually seeing him as being a caring being who feeds them real food. It turns to actual friendship, and the caring Stiles is doing is not unseen by Derek…he just tried really hard to ignore it. Key word being tried. His wolf though…has other ideas.

That was a few months ago. Christmas is almost here, the wolves are clingy and protective, Derek’s freaking out because he’s going to be an actual father, not just a pseudo one. And Stiles? Stiles is baking his famous gingerbread man(wolf) cookies, which Scott swears that taste like Stiles’ best hugs when you bite into them.

I Should Have Known by jadebrycin2116

14,262  I  3/3  I  Rich Derek, Relationships

Not Rated

Derek is a billionaire living in New York City, whose girlfriend of 8 years has just broken up with him. His personal assistant, Lydia Martin, decides to hire a chef who can supply him with decent comfort food and in saunters Stiles Stilinski, a young chef looking for a decent job. Stiles doesn’t expect to catch feelings, but it’s practically impossible. If only Derek wasn’t still wrapped up in Kate. After a failed attempt at winning her back ends with Stiles waking up in his boss’ bed, he’s potentially ruined everything. There’s no way Derek Hale could ever see him like that, but yet, he’s still left with these feelings that he can’t just cook away.

Bones Straining Under the Weight by weathervaanes

15,645  I  Deaf Derek, AU-Human

Explicit

One of Stiles’ favorite things about life is Derek Hale’s food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.

~

“Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”

His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”

"Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?”

Jimmy chuckles. “Good-looking guy, huh?”

“You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn’t snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV.”

Jimmy smiles a small private smile. “I don’t think TV is his medium.”

Stiles raises an eyebrow. “Shy?”

The man laughs heartily at that. “No, I wouldn’t say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder.”

You can get anything you want (at Stiles Restaurant) by Akabit

17,179  I  8/8  I  Werewolves are known, Slow Build

Mature  I  Part 1 of the Stiles Restaurant series

No one goes hungry at Stiles Restaurant. From vampires to vegan localvores, Stiles enjoys the challenge of meeting any any set of dietary requirements with tasty and environmentally conscious options. When the surviving Hales return to town, Stiles has to balance running his restaurant with negotiating territory for Laura Hale’s pack. It would all be much simpler if everyone in the town was happy about the new arrivals, but Beacon Hills has a complicated history with supernatural rights. Stiles knows things are getting better, but that doesn’t make them easy. Especially because Laura’s brother is confusing and attractive.

or

Stiles serves supernaturals super and wonders when his life became a Portlandia sketch.

You Got Us An Ornament by TheRealNightTempest

18,044  I  Love Confessions, Fluff, Christmas Cookies

Not Rated

With the Pack out of town for Christmas and his dad and Melissa on the honeymoon they never had, Stiles plans to craft his way through the holidays to distract himself from being alone. When he realizes his plan isn’t as fun by himself, Stiles turns to Derek Hale to help him out as the only other miserable guy left in Beacon Hills at Christmas.

Or the one where Stiles loves Pinterest and forces Derek to help him bake ten different cookies and break out his hot gluing skills. There might be heaping amounts of feels. You have been warned.

Words To Me by Nier

23,332  I  18/18  I  Slow Build, Fluff, Banter

Teen and Up

[Sat 11:29pm]

Ugh. Fine. Favorite food?

[Sat 11:31pm]

Cheetos.

[Sat 11:32pm]

That is so fucking helpful dude.

[Sat 11:32pm]

Shut up.

[Sat 11:33pm]

There are a bunch of Cheetos. Pick a damn flavor.

If anyone asks, Derek will make sure to double check the number next time he texts. He’s just lucky Stiles isn’t a wanted criminal.

Cupboard Love by mklutz

32,682  I  2/2  I  Domestic, AU-College

General Audiences  I  Part 1 of the Cupboard Verse series

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Recipe for Love by Hale-Stilinski (SweetFanfics)

51,652  I  AU-Human, Romantic Comedy, Magic

Explicit

Here’s the thing. While Stiles owns and is the head chef of his mom’s restaurant, he’s not that great at cooking. He knows this, Scott knows this, the few loyal customers that come in on a daily basis know this.

So why the hell had he boasted to that smug, devastatingly gorgeous businessman he’d stumbled into at the morning market that he could whip up some Crab Napoleon without sweating a drop?

(A Simply Irresistible AU)

Can’t Take the Heat? by Ilovesocks_24

55,425  I  15/15  I  AU-Human, UST

Teen and Up  I  Part 1 of the Carbonara Mondays series

“Hi, I’m Stiles, and what I have for you today is…”

“Stop, just stop.” Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. “That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don’t even want to eat it, it looks so bad.”

Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

“It’s actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole,” Stiles snapped. “And for the record, it’s supposed to look like that.”

Or the one where Stiles is a new sous chef at Full Moon Steakhouse and Derek is the Gordon Ramsay of all head chefs. So of course they fall in love.

Okay, I generally hate self-promoting like this but, um, this fic also has Stiles cooking in it:

Derek Needs Somebody With a Human Touch by nerdfightingwhovian

1,145 I  Future Fic, Way too many references to Spice Girls, Fluff

Teen and Up

Stiles is cooking and humming. Then Derek makes fun of him, so Stiles starts singing the song. Little does he know, Derek knows exactly what he is singing.

Okay, I hope you like these fics and they’re what you’re looking for!

Love and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf

anonymous asked:

Do you have any recommended TOS fics? Love your blog, btw!

Thanks nonnie!

Ok so for TOS I don’t have a lot but here are some:

Fulfilling the Needs of the One (Or the Both) by plaidshirtjimkirk

(TOS), rated t, 8740 words

Spock begins to wonder if his relationship with Jim has been one-sided in his own favor.

An old married Spirk fic written for the K/S Valentine Calendar. This story actually started and evolved from this anonymous writing prompt on tumblr: “Old Married Spirk where Jim teaches classes at Starfleet and Spock is an ambassador. Spock goes to visit Jim in his office and finds a student with a bit of a teacher kink being a bit too forward with Jim. Spock finds a streak of possessiveness he didn’t know he had.”

I follow her blog, she’s really into TOS and a really good writer so you should definately check out some of her other stuff too.

Waking by Cate Adams

(TOS), rated g, 721 words

Jim considers the events of the night before, waking to a new understanding of his relationship with his closest friend.

Gentlemen Alone by DeeGilles

(TOS), rated NC17, 32420 words

Spock, a married systems engineer from Vulcan, dutifully attended the VSA and married the woman his father arranged for him to marry.  Then one day his company sends him to San Francisco to help build galaxy-class heavy cruisers for Starfleet.  While there, he meets Starfleet’s galactic savior, fresh from the VGer crisis, Admiral James T Kirk, and Spock’s life is forever changed.

*sobs* so angsty but so worth it

A Millennium of Cadence by obsidienne

(TOS), rated e, 4111 words

When T'Pring rejects Spock, Jim chooses not to fight. 

God I miss this author, she kinda went away but she’s an amazing writer and I even used to follow her blog. 

Additionally: 

plaidshirtjimkirk also runs a TOS fic rec blog, thyla-recs,

there is also the TOS tag here at thesesimplefeels.

whatever may happen

[hold my hand. I will not let go.]

*

we stand at the crossroads,

and even though we’ve been here before,

it’s always new. always unexpected.

as if every time somehow I start hoping anew

we’ll continue straight down this road of ours,

another crossroads is born.

I will not let go.

*

at this point we’ve nothing to lose

we haven’t lost before -

how long until our reach falls short

and we’re lost to darkness?

echo of the last night still vibrates

in the hollow of my bones, caught in the

surprising vastness your name left behind.

I’ve no compassion for it, I’m trapped

just the same in this same prison of flesh

and despair and blood and love.

hold my hand.

*

summon the devil, summon the gods,

call death to pass the final judgement upon us all.

nobody is worthy. empty the heavens,

give them to children taken too early.

we are not worthy.

I’ve never aspired to be, not really,

it was only the second best I could strive for,

far after falling in your arms.

summon them all:

for you I’ll lay my life down for them to judge.

whatever may happen,

hold my hand. I will not let go.

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anonymous asked:

Due to getting lost in Wikipedia (don't ask), I wonder if there are any fics where Stiles' Polish ancestry is very important to him whether it relates to family members, cooking skills or language skills. Thanks in advance!

Hey Anon!

Okay, I’ve split this into different aspects of Polish-ness. Hope you like it!

Culture/Customs:

Magiczny Świąt by losingwords

3,188  I  AU-Hogwarts, Fluff

General Audiences

When Stiles’ Christmas plans are ruined in favour of meeting the neighbour his father has been talking about for months, he finds himself in a very awkward sittuation. Luckily, he’s already used to feeling unwanted.

Family Members (Grandma Stilinski, Claudia Stilinski, etc.)

Receiving horrible presents by fuzzyfying

1,966  I  Fluff, Christmas, Grandma Stilinski

Teen and Up

Receiving horrible presents

Then a Sweetheart’s by orphan_account

4,751  I  AU-Human, Stiles & Lydia Siblings (and Polish)

Mature

“Alright, alright, we’ll ask when we get up there, okay bud? But you can’t be sad if he says no. He’s probably gotta triple check the list.” The man scoops the kid into his arms and grins at him and Derek’s heart skips a traitorous beat.

Babcia Knows Best by thepsychicclam

11,887  I  Fluff, Grandma Stilinski

Teen and Up

Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there’s a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.

Gingerbread by slythatheart

16,572  I  Christmas fic, Mama Stilinski

Teen and Up

Stiles is offered a Christmas wish, and there’s only one thing he can think of to wish for.

In the Summer of his Years by starr_falling

31,481  I  3/3  I  Pre-Slash, Implied Non-Con, Mama Stilinski

Mature

After months of non-stop supernatural excitement and danger, everything has gone quiet. The Alpha Pack hasn’t made a move, Stiles has barely seen Scott since summer started, and there’s only so much research even he can do.

So when Stiles finds an old chest containing a strange fur and a journal written by his mother, he’s intrigued. But the more he reads, the more he realizes how little he really knew about her. The further he delves into her past, the less he’s certain he wants to know the secrets she’d hidden. Secrets that make him question his own identity.

Food (Baker Stiles):

When the worst thing that could happen, could be the best thing ever by Marishna

5,723  I  AU-Bakery, AU-Human

General Audiences

It’s not like Stiles had a choice in the shop name or history.

Living With Lycanthropy by WhoNatural

44,095  I  AU-Bakery, Prank Wars, Slow Burn, Pining

Explicit

AKA: The Sterek Rival Bakeries AU

Wherein they both own bakeries, Stiles tries not to run his grandmother’s legacy into the ground, Laura wants to be a better alpha, and Derek can’t seem to get Stiles’ attention the regular way - so naturally, he accidentally initiates a prank war.

(Or, if Teen Wolf was more like Gilmore Girls, with everyone far too invested in whether the Hale boy and the Sheriff’s kid will work it out, and Laura Hale wrote a handbook for alpha werewolves.)

Language (AKA Stiles speaks Polish):

Tourist by rainsoakedshoes

1,405  I  AU-Human, Tourist Derek, Meet Cute

General Audiences

Derek clutched the map to his chest and looked around. None of the street names looked familiar.
He was officially lost.
He was lost in Poland.
This was just great.

Ignite a spark by Nival_Vixen

1,694  I  Pack Feels, BAMF Stiles, Magic Stiles

Teen and Up

Stiles has an ability that he’s hidden from everyone. At first, it was to keep it his little secret because he didn’t think anyone would react well to the things he could do, and it kinda made him feel like he was in Harry Potter. Then, when he was older, Scott was bitten and werewolves happened, and there never really seemed to be a good time to mention his little ability. Later, after he learned the truth about Kate and the Hales, Stiles felt sick to his stomach and couldn’t tell anyone, especially not with Derek in hearing distance. He couldn’t bring himself to use his ability, pushing it as far down inside of himself as possible and trying to avoid it like an unwanted situation. That’s when the nogitsune possessed him, and for a long time afterwards, Stiles didn’t trust himself to try to use his ability again. All in all, it’s almost six years after Scott was bitten before Stiles can bring himself to use his ability again, and when he does, it’s accidental.

Jestw moim bidetem żaba: Or the one where Stiles has tiny horns by maliwanhellfire

2,063  I  Crossover: Supernatural, Demon Stiles

Teen and Up

NOTE: The Sterek is Implied but present

“Could you repeat that?” Sam asked, near-shouting over the phone.

“There’s a demon in my car singing in Polish!” Dean yelled.

Dean finds a demon in an abandoned hunting compound, but it’s only a little one.

Talk to Me, Baby by Sarageek16

2,386  I  Humor, Neighbors, AU-Human

Teen and Up

Derek delivers a basket to a neighbor he didn’t realize he had, Stiles speaks Polish, and Laura cackles in the background. Also, a drag queen.

On jest słońcem (He Is The Sun) by haaaveyoumetted

6,166  I  3/3  I  Pining, Miscommunication

Not Rated

“AU where Stiles speaks in Polish to his dad

And maybe he talks to himself in Polish too

And maybe he talks about Derek a lot. Derek’s eyes. Derek’s shoulders. Derek’s adorable teeth. Derek’s arms. Derek Derek Derek

And maybe he has a nickname he calls Derek when he talks about him, because he could pick his own name out of a sentence and that would be embarrassing, right?

And maybe Derek understands every damn word, because you speak many languages Derek Hale

And maybe it kills Derek a little bit that Stiles hasn’t told him about this guy he talks about like he hung the moon. Maybe it kills Derek a little that it’s not him.”

Even If Flawed, You’re Still a Work of Art to Me by augopher

12,866  I  6/6  I  Family Feels, Fluff, Established Relationship

Teen and Up  I  Part 9 of the The Things We Make, We Make With Love series

Homemade Valentines and homophobia over dinner out make for interesting days leading up to Valentine’s Day. First crushes and an important conversation to end date night make Valentine’s day memorable indeed.

However, no one could have predicted what the end of February would bring

Filling the Void by Rehfan

20,758  I  7/7  I  Angst, Armpit Kink, Language Kink

Explicit

The Nogitsune has been defeated. Stiles knows that.
Now if he could only find a way to get rid of the nightmares.

Seeing Double. by doctorkaitlyn

62,390  I  14/14  I  AU-College, Polyamory, Twincest

Explicit

NOTE: This is Derek/Stiles/Stuart

Derek had always had a thing for libraries, even before he started working in one. There was nothing like the feeling of having all the knowledge in the world at his fingertips, nothing like the quiet serenity that only books could bring.One day, that serenity was shattered by two young men, twins to be exact, sitting in the English Literature section and firing off rapid Polish at a completely inexcusable volume. Derek told them to be quiet, like he’d done to dozens of other students, and that should have been the end of it.In reality, it was just the beginning.or, that fic where Derek falls for both Stiles and Stuart (and the feeling is definitely mutual.)

Name/Just General Polish-ness:

The Law of Names by WednesdaysDaughter

1,184  I  Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

General Audiences

“Dude, I’m your best friend and I don’t even know your first name!” Scott had whined and Stiles rolled his eyes.

“Yeah you do, but you forgot. I told you that day we made a blood oath to be best friends forever. We were ten and hid behind the tree in your back yard so your mom wouldn’t see us with the kitchen knife.”

Excuse Me While I Spell My Name by TheAlderKing

1,351  I  Stilinski Family Feels, Future Fic

Teen and Up

“You’ve got white-out on your diploma. You actually defaced your diploma to keep people from seeing your name?”

“Mmm, couldn’t let the secret out after so many years of keeping it.”

How Stiles got his names.

Written On The Dotted Line by zjofierose

2,220  I  AU-Human, Soulmates

Teen and Up

Fluffy’s Summary: Derek has a weird, complicated Polish name scrawled on his arm and he knows no one with this ridiculous name. Which just kind of sucks, you know?

Allies by gallusanonymus

2,843  I  Forced Marriage, Fluff, Happy Ending

Teen and Up

Derek is being forced to marry. He thinks he won’t find his soulmate.
As you may guess, he falls in love at first sight

Czerwony Kapturek by Zoom Zoom (PaperLillyWebs)

30,737  I  20/?  I  Pack Feels, Puppy Piles, Angst, Injured Stiles

Mature

He thinks he should be scared, terrified even, but he honestly can’t find it in himself. Instead, he’s mildly curious, tilting his head in the snow to look at the largest wolf, a great black brute. Funny, with how his night has been going, he wouldn’t be surprised if they eat him; nothing good happens on full moons. Not here.

Bad Habits by Fudgebug

108,298  I  12/12  I  AU-High School, Rich Stiles, Experienced Stiles, Slow Build

Explicit

“Mmmmh pretty.“ Stiles purrs in a way that makes a wild fire torch the planes of his skin.
He knows Stiles is drunk and that the boy would probably stroke a pineapple and compliment its attractiveness, but Derek can’t help the way his heart starts to be a huge backstabbing dick, thundering uncontrollably against his chest.
It’s painful, because Derek knows it isn’t real.

A story about goody-two-shoes Derek crushing on a Polish Prince Charming with a drinking habit - also the universe keeps on shoving astral poop into his face. It’s utterly spectacular.

Okay! I hope you like all the Polish! Enjoy my kochanies!

Miłość i uściski (That should say “Love and hugs” in Polish. But, I don’t actually know Polish, so I’m just Google translating here. OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH TO sweet-ambrosia-dreams FOR GIVING ME A BETTER TRANSLATION)

Fluffy Wolf

(Also, congrats on the Wikipedia binge. Those are the most fun and you learn the most random shit. Might I suggest looking up the Librarian of Congress)