2013-titles

5

Novak Djokovic | Monte Carlo Rolex Masters 2015 Champion
↳ def. Tomas Berdych 7-5, 4-6, 6-3

  • 52nd career title, 23rd Masters 1000 title
  • 2nd Monte Carlo title (after 2013), 10th claycourt title
  • first man to win the first three Masters 1000 of a season (Indian Wells, Miami, Monte Carlo)
  • tied with Federer for 2nd place in most Masters 1000 titles won (23 titles, both behind Nadal’s 27 titles)
  • 4th title in 2015 (after Melbourne, Indian Wells, Miami)

The WWE is a goddamn joke and it’s so fucking transparent. 

Because some of y’all don’t know your title history, lemme break down for you who held what title and when in the Divas’ division.

The Women’s title was retired in 2009, when it was “unified” with the Divas’ Title at Night of Champions. Michelle McCool was the first one to hold the title.

Previous to this, only two black women (Jacqueline “Miss Jackie” Moore, and Jazz… both of whom should be in the Hall of Fame but call me when that shit happens) held the women’s title.

Since the inception of the Divas’ Championship, the only black woman to hold the title was Alicia Fox. She has, to date, only had one reign.

MEANWHILE, in the last TWO years (2013-present day), the title has been hot-potato-ed between THREE women; AJ Lee (now retired), Paige, and Nikki Bella.

TWO FUCKING YEARS OF THE SAME UNINTERESTING, UNINSPIRING, TIRED-ASS BULLSHIT.

Then, after pigeonholing her for SO FUCKING LONG, Naomi FINALLY gets her fucking chance. We already know she should have won that flop-ass flaw-ass season of NXT. We already know she shouldn’t have had to be a glorified back up dancer for a dude who ain’t even with the company no more. We already know she shouldn’t have had to turn heel to get a push, a new theme, some better ring attire. We already know this shit.

What I *don’t* know (and really, I do) is why they (Vince) keep teasing us with this shit. Why they keep fucking over this dedicated and talented woman who has been over with the crowds before she even entered the main roster ring as a competitor.

I’m sick of this shit. I’m over it. Until it changes, the WWE can “kiss me arse”.