The Life and Times of a Tragic Shipper: An Analysis of My Favorite Ships of 2011

So, as I was ~reminiscing through my Favorite Ships of 2011, I made some pretty depressing observations…

#11 - Status: married, but currently not together on account of life imprisonment.

#10 - Status: currently not together on account of Costa Rica.

#09 - Status: currently "trying to be normal together".

#08 - Status: currently not together on account of apparently not ACTUALLY gay.

#07 - Status: married (FINALLY!), but only after lots of creys.

#06 - Status: currently not together on account of bitch face ho.

#05 - Status: currently not together on account of still siblings.

#04 - Status: currently not together on account of possible pedophilia charges.

#03 - Status: currently not together on account of "imaginary ship".

#02 - Status: currently not together on account of douchebaggery.

#01 - Status: currently not together on account of different universes(?).

Sooooo basically….

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Top 5 Ships of 2011 () Chuck and Sarah

"My vows. My turn. This is some kind of I’m sorry Sarah. How do I express the depth of my love for you? Or my dreams for our future. Or the fact that I’ll fight for you every day. Or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can’t express that. They don’t do justice. They just dont cut.So no vows. I’ll just prove it to you every day for the rest of our lives. You can count on me."
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