200 fly

A 200 fly: my thoughts
  • behind the block:ohgodohgodohgod why in seven hells did i sign up for the fricken 200 fly
  • first 25:oh snap wow im really a pro look at me flippin my tail like ariel
  • second 25:oh so this is why i don't swim fly it gets hard ouch arms
  • second 50:COME ON ONLY 150 YARDS TO GO WAY TO GO ME oh my god thats soooo long
  • third 50:i wonder if the hot lifeguard will save me if i fake drowning to get out of this
  • fourth 50:ok i don't need to fake it this fo real help please
  • finish:NEVER AGAIN *needs to be pulled out of water*
  • my coach at the next meet:oh, so since you did so well last week i signed you up for the 200 fly again good luck!
swimming the 200 fly for the first time

2 weeks leading up to it: AAUUGGHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HEEELLLPPP MMMMEEEEE

night before: can’t sleep

heat before mine: auuuuggghhh…..

on the block: don’t freak out…. don’t freak out… *breathing crazily*

*beep*: here we go… *jumps in*

1st 50: okay, I should pace this out so I can go faster in the end or at least NOT DIE!

2nd 50: pick up speed a little…

3rd 50: oh no I’m slowing down… come on… COME ON…

4th 50: AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH I’M DYING!!!!!!

5 minutes after: *GASP GASP GASP* I’M ALIVE!!!

checking results: woo I got 5th place

:out of 5.