• Good pick up line:Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line:Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

Luke would be the type of guy to put your engagment ring in a glass of champagne then forget all about it and accidentally swallow it himself and end up having to propose to you in the emergency room while he got it removed

US Fans: omg mrs all american!!

UK Fans: hell yeah english love affair!!

Fans from neither US nor UK: We came here to have a good time but we’re honestly feeling so attacked right now

Last night I met my favourite person ever and my life now feels complete. I have been listening to blink-182 since I was 7 (thanks to my brother and cousins). Mark Hoppus was actually my first “famous guy crush thing”. So urm yeah :) … feel free to ask me what happened I love telling the story ☺️