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people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally

martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying 

that’s like literally terrifying 

today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally

Call me baby, call me princess, call me angel. Buy me underwear and let me sit in your lap and treat me like a precious flower. Touch my thighs like you can’t get enough and kiss me like I’m air and you’re drowning
—  How to make my knees weak for you