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GRAND OPENING!!

Come check out my Storenvy shop where I have uploaded all my sci-fi series prints. These prints are 12” x 18” white endurance digital press on Gloss paper for only $15. Taking pre-orders now!


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SMUGGLER’S 2-PACK!!

“Best in the ‘Verse” and “Kessel Run” will be printing at Fresh Brewed Tee from Jun 9-15 for only $16 each!

Fresh brewed Tee are a family owned and operated company who cater to both, big and tall. They stock sizes you don’t normally see on most Shirt-a-day sites like up to women’s 4XL and men’s 6XL or long sizing like 4XLT too!

If you haven’t been able to find your size from some of these shirt sites in the past, now is your chance!

Let me be a Star Wars nerd for a second.

Ever since the Star Wars episodes of Family Guy came out, whenever I make a “Less than 12 parsecs” joke, every cunt that doesn’t know shit about star wars has been like

"Isn’t a parsec a unit of distance, not time?"

Fuck you.

When Han Solo said that he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, he didn’t mean that he did it fast.

The Kessel Run is a smuggling trail that runs through The Maw, a cluster of black holes where the prototype Death Star was actually built.

By saying that he was able to make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, he meant that he was able to fly the Millennium Falcon within 12 parsecs of the Black Hole clusters, meaning he was a skilled pilot. NOT a fast one.

Ergo, fuck all you douchebags that saw that episode and thought you were better than me.

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