Social Website Honest Slogans
  • Tumblr:"We think we're fighting for social justice but we're really just hypocrites"
  • Facebook:"Like=Prayer Ignore=Gay sex with the devil"
  • Reddit:"If you repost you might as well have sold your soul"
  • 4Chan:"How can I make the most disgusting story possible?
  • MySpace:"The only people on here are the ones with Anthropology degrees"
  • DeviantArt:"We'll make Rule 34 of a character you didn't even know existed!"
  • Creepypasta:"We're that one friend that scares the shit out of your little brother leaving you to deal with his new fear for the next 6 months"
  • Instagram:*Sips Starbucks* "We're more hipster than Macs and Vintage Filters"
  • Kik:"Nudes?"
  • ifunny:"Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8 but you're too l8"
  • Twitter:"Don't worry, it's called "Following" not "Stalking"
  • Miiverse:"Are we even considered a social website?"