terrible disney pick up lines to try on the signs
  • Aries:Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
  • Taurus:Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
  • Gemini:Things are much better down where it's wetter.
  • Cancer:Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
  • Leo:You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
  • Virgo:Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
  • Libra:I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping Beauty.
  • Scorpio:Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
  • Sagittarius:Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
  • Capricorn:Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
  • Aquarius:You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
  • Pisces:Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

Fuckboy: Tolkien—a conservative, Catholic, white man in the early 20th century who has been dead for forty years—would not approve of you shipping his two same sex characters.


anonymous asked:

Why is everyone talking about Tokyo Ghoul having an anime? I bet it'd be really cool, but that doesn't change the fact there isn't one (yet). Sure wish we had an anime for it though. I bet it would be great.

IKR, when are they going to make an anime for Tokyo Ghoul?? It’s become so popular that Madhouse should make one soon.