ENLISTED - Fridays at 9PM on FOX

Enlisted is a comedy about three brothers, each soldiers in the U.S. Army, who find themselves stationed at the same rear detachment post in Florida. Despite what FOX marketing may lead you to believe, this is not just a show about three white dudes getting up to hijinks while wearing camo. There are female friendships! POC characters who aren’t tokens! Cute sibling relationships! And , yes, also camo-clad hijinks! Enlisted is both hilarious and adorably heart-warming.The only bad thing about this show is its time slot, which I choose to blame entirely for the fact that you haven’t watched it yet! Never fear, I’ve gathered links for all the episodes here! I’ve also tried my best to rearrange the episodes into production order to eliminate annoying continuity errors (Did I mention that FOX has been a real bag of dicks about airing these in an order that makes sense? Well, they have and it sucks.) Enjoy!

1. "Pilot" [watch]
2. “Rear D Day” [watch]
3. “Pete’s Airstream” [allmyvideos] [vidbull]
4. "Parade Duty" [watch]
5. “Brothers and Sister” [watch]
6. "Randy Get Your Gun" [watch]
7. "Vets" [allmyvideos] [vidbull]
8. "Homecoming" [allmyvideos] [vidbull]
9. "Paint Cart 5000 vs The Mondo Spider" [allmyvideos] [fox.com] *NEW*

[I will update this post as future episodes air. I tried to use only firedrive (the artist formerly known as putlocker) links, but couldn’t find them for every episode. If any of these links breaks or if you find a firedrive link for the episodes I couldn’t, let me know!]
[Edit: all of these episodes can also be streamed on the Fox website and, while I’m not sure they actually keep track of those hits the way they do DVR viewings, it’s another option]

Why are people excited over other people’s babies? Can someone please explain this to me? 

I was on Pinterest and clicked through on a recipe, and was just treated to a long-winded pre recipe ramble by the blogger on how her morning was derailed by excitement at the announcement of the not yet in existence brand new royal baby. 

You don’t even know those people. Why are you excited about their baby? I genuinely don’t get it. That’s not even liking a celebrity; the baby literally isn’t even born yet. 

You don’t like its music or its films or anything about its public celebrity image because it’s an unborn baby. There isn’t anything to like. I am so confused I genuinely don’t understand why people feel emotionally invested in a stranger’s baby. 


I know I don’t like babies (please don’t make me hold your baby, I’ll probably drop it and they are so moist and potato y) but obviously I understand why people like their own babies or their friend’s babies. I realize that I am the anomaly here.


Sorry I am done I know this probably makes me sound monstrous…I am really not terrible…but my own dislike of tiny people aside, I genuinely don’t get it. 

anonymous said:

I was watching What's your number? Can someone please explain to me why the pins and needles scene is funny?

Because she’s standing in the middle of a crowd in professional dress punching herself in the leg?  It’s not that funny, but that’s the joke.

But the better part of that scene:


With all the collateral damage that’s been caused, can someone please explain to me how Beacon hasn’t been sued into bankruptcy by now?

so i get that there’s some internet slowdown thing going on today but i don’t really get what it is or what it’s for. may someone please explain this to me?

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is happening here?-Olivia Wilde's

Can someone please explain to me what the hell is happening here?-Olivia Wilde’s

Seriously, what the f***? All I can tell from these pics of Olivia Wilde”s latest role is that she”s in some kind of slutty dayglo & goat-leggings Hula Hoop gang that specializes in free hu*s and dancing on city sidewalks. I know I could probably go to IMDB and sort this mess out pretty quickly, but I”m almost afraid to. The mystery of what the hell is happening here is more interesting than…

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Commercial I Don't Get

You know that Wendy’s commercial where the guy is going on a date at his chick’s house and finds out they are having Gouda chicken (but does not know it is from Wendy’s?)  Someone please explain to me why he is stopping just short of losing his shit at the fact that they are serving Gouda cheese.  Maybe he really likes it? Because I never thought of Gouda cheese as anything more special than Swiss or Provolone or any other cheese I could just walk into the local grocery store and order 1/2 lb. of and have every day of the week at no great cost to me.

Call me when someone is serving up Fairway’s black truffle infused cheese melted over garden-fresh tomatoes on just out of the oven warm french baguette. Then maybe we can freak out a little, because that stuff is delicious, requires an annoying trip to fancy-pants new Stamford and is something like $18 for 1/4 lb.

But Gouda? You want some, even my unemployed ass can buy you some of that and it doesn’t have to come from Wendy’s. Hell, I’ll get some fresh mozzarella from Stew Leonard’s and we’ll have a carpaccio party.

anonymous said:

Caleb/Troye or Caleb/Kandes?

Neither. Both of them are absolutely horrendous together. It’s just one big mess that makes zero sense. According to Caleb and Troye, they’re both gay. What the fuck is Kandes doing in the mix? Why’s she after a gay man’s dick? Someone please explain this to me.


White car, turned over, is behind a taupe van and to the right of the red F-150 which is hit on it’s left front bumper.

Someone please explain to me how it happened!!

Crazy #caraccident north corner of Ware Rd and Expressway 83 |#drivesafe everyone| @noticias48 @fox2newsrgv