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okay so they all go out drinking and they wake up the next morning:

  • armin wakes up on the hardwood floor to find his living room wall completely covered in some mathematical theory he can’t recognize. in permanent marker. he spends 2 weeks deciphering it. it actually makes fucking sense. he doesn’t have the heart to paint over it.
  • eren wakes up with a missing front tooth and his kitchen in complete disarray. there’s some leftover cocktail in the blender. he tastes it and it’s fucking amazing but he has no idea what he put in it. his finds his tooth at the bottom of the glass.
  • mikasa wakes up in a hospital to a nurse gently telling her she’s dozed off. her foot hurts? why does her foot hurt? it’s fucking broken again. why is it broken. the nurse tells her that, quote, “I back flipped off that bitch bar.” the table? “no…..the roof.” 
  • connie wakes up in a dominoes pizza uniform and doesn’t understand because he works at papa johns. there’s a pizza hut pizza on the coffee table as well as 14 2-liter bottles of mountain dew.
  • sasha wakes up and checks her phone only to see more or less the same text message from about 12 different people that says “was that you I just saw long boarding in high heels with a bottle of jack daniels in your hand?” there’s a video up on youtube.
  • jean wakes up and finds hundreds of pennies on his coffee table. he spends the better half of the day counting them and trying to figure out why and how until marco comes over and asks why he has a sticky note in his hair and he picks it out and all it reads is: “get more pennies”
  • bertolt wakes up and everything is completely normal except he has 20 more dollars than he started the night out with and a text that says “congrats on winning the bet” and he’s like what bet
  • historia wakes up to see a life-size statue of a horse in her garage where her car use to be. where’s her car. did she sell her fucking car for this statue. she calls ymir to ask and all she says is “babe you kept saying you can just ride it to work”
  • ymir wakes up in the wrong apartment but no one’s home so she just makes an omelette and leaves 5 dollars and a sticky note that says “sorry for the mess” 
  • reiner wakes up and he literally has 7 dogs in his apartment and he has no fucking idea why they are there. he calls annie to help him return them all before their owners notice.
  • but annie is not drunk and she is never drunk so she tells reiner she will help him after she goes and picks mikasa up from the hospital, which she will do as soon as she’s done uploading this video of sasha shredding on her skate board, and she will drive in the car hisoria thinks she sold because all of her friends are fucking dumbasses.
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I forgot to share this with ya’ll!

Yesterday I was setting up my store’s booth at our local anime con when I saw someone at the booth beside us with this amazing sweater on!

I asked for a few pictures of it and when I saw ‘Crew’ on the front I had a mini heart attack! Turns out this guy was a storyboard artist on Book 1!

What I wouldn’t give for one of these!

Chapter one of the Quran

In the name of GOD, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. Praise be to GOD, Lord of the universe. Most Gracious, Most Merciful. Master of the Day of Judgment. You alone we worship; You alone we ask for help. Guide us in the right path: the path of those whom You blessed; not of those who have deserved wrath, nor of the strayers. (Quran 1:1-7)

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